INTRO: AMIR: Hi. JAKE: And? AMIR: You are watching., so. JAKE: Anything else? AMIR: (quickly) You'rewatchingJakeandAmir! [Jake is sitting at his desk. He turns around in his chair to see Amir wearing nothing but a speedo, carrying a rolled up yoga mat.] JAKE: Wow... AMIR: (smiling) I know, right? Aaah! (Amir's signature aaah!) JAKE: No, you obviously don't if you're the one wearing that. AMIR: [I'm] Doing yoga, so. JAKE: [It] Doesn't explain... (winces) this (gestures at Amir's outfit). AMIR: Yeah. It's the hot yoga, so. Bikram. JAKE: Still, I can't imagine that's appropriate attire for yoga, or.. work, especially. AMIR: Yeah, well I didn't wanna change at work, ok, cuz it's gross here. JAKE: You walked to work in that? AMIR: No, I didn't (imitating Jake's tone) walk to work in that. I took the bus! JAKE: Ugh, you're not wearing any shoes! AMIR: And? JAKE: It's snowy outside? AMIR: AND? JAKE: ..That's it! AMIR: So let me get this straight: you're jealous, of-- JAKE: Wow, no, you're already wrong. You know what, put on socks, put on shoes, put on pants, put on a shirt-- AMIR: Put on a break! Bihtin br-- JAKE: What? Huh? AMIR: (same tone as his first interjection) Gimme a break! JAKE: Gimme a break? AMIR: Yeah-- JAKE: --Right-- AMIR: --Sorry, you weren't saying gimme shoes, gimme this, so-- JAKE: No I was saying put on. AMIR: Yeah, so I made due. You know, when live gives you lemons, (falsetto) you make due! JAKE: Okay, forget it, that's not the phrase. AMIR: Okay, yes, forget it, because I'm late for yoga! JAKE: Wow, so you haven't even been to yoga yet? AMIR: (loudly and annoyedly) OH MY GOD, no, I haven't been to yoga yet; I don't even know where I can enroll! JAKE: You're not enrolled in a yoga class?! AMIR: NO, I'M NOT ENROLLED IN A YOGA CLASS! Okay, I'm sorry, last time I checked, I came into work, and you stopped me, huh? I didn't say anything. So let's just sit across from each other, keep are nose to the f***ing grindstone and not talk to each other for half a second, huh? Is THAT an option, DUDE? JAKE: (exhales) ...Okay, you're right. I'm sorry. AMIR: ehehg! I... was... MESSING WITH YOU, MAN! Hahahah, come on, let's hug it out over that one-- JAKE: No. AMIR: Yeah, we're definitely hugging it out-- JAKE: No, we're definitely not-- AMIR: WE DEFINITELY ARE! END. OUTRO: [Jake and Amir are hugging, Amir is rocking back and forth.]