Amir: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir. Jake: Shh, you're fucking me up. Amir: I'm not saying anything. Jake: You're introing. Amir: What are you doing? Jake: What am I doing or what are you ruining? Because the answer to both is Wordle. Amir: Is what? Jake: I like Wordle. Amir: Oh yeah, Wordle. It's a fun game. I've actually been playing it— Jake: Nice, man. You're a real class act, okay? You thinking it's a game? That's exactly why you've never gotten it in two. Amir: I have gotten it in two. Jake: Yeah, right. Amir: I have. Jake: I don't think you have. Amir: Have you? Jake: No, I have not. But I actually haven't given a shit. Not until today. But two, is the glory of the goat, which is why I'm going to \"goat\" for it today. Actually, now that I mention it, GOAT is not a bad first guess. It has the G— Amir: Yes it is, it has to be five letters. That's the one rule. Jake: Okay, well why don't you shut up so I can think. Thanks. Amir: What about THINK? That's a five letter word. Jake: What about THINK? That's six, as in punch you in the dicks. Amir: Come on man, it's not, it's five. Jake: Now that I think about it, it actually is five. Amir: I said it was five. Jake: You guessed. I knew. There's a difference, okay? I'm gonna friggin' guess it. And… I'm gonna punch your ass off. Amir: Why? Jake: I'm gonna karate chop your nuts to smithereens right now, Blumenfeld. Amir: I don't think so. Jake: Wanna know why? Because gray, gray, green, gray, gray. It gives me nothing. Do you know how many words have a friggin' I in the middle? Literally dozens. Amir: Yeah, so guess one. That's how it goes. Now you guess another— Jake: Okay, fuckin' SPHYNX. Amir: What? Jake: I have a dry mouth. You gave me cotton throat for some reason. Amir: There's no way. Also, SPHYNX has a Y in the middle. How about— Jake: How about THANK? Amir: No, THANK is the opposite of what you need. You already eliminated all the letters. Jake: Hey, I'm kidding. And you're fucking me up. Amir: So I'm kidding— Are you kidding or am I fucking you up? 'Cause you said— Jake: I am gonna shrink wrap your dick and I would chop it right off if it wasn't already your toe. Amir: SKILL. S, K, Jake: I'm not just gonna guess SKILL, okay? This is for all the marbles. It has to be a perfect word, not just some random word that you farted out of your mouth. It has to be a perfect word like, freakin' EAGLE. Amir: EAGLE doesn't work. No I in the middle. You already eliminated a few of those letters. Yeah. Jake: I will try SKILL. It's a lucky guess, but it may work. Amir: It's a lucky guess or it may work? Jake: Green, gray! Green, green, green. You saboteur. You Benedict fucking Cumberbatch. Amir: That's really close, by the way. Have you ever gotten— Jake: Close, but not good enough to get it in fucking two. I can only get it in three. Amir: Have you ever gotten it in three? Jake: I've never gotten it in four. I got it in five once on my mom's birthday and I got it in six. Amir: So that's really good. You can have a personal best. S something I L L. Jake: I will go ahead and guess SNILL. Amir: Not a word. Jake: It is not a word. Amir: Obviously. Jake: It's not a word. Amir: Yes. Jake: This game's cuckoo sometimes. You don't actually know if it's going to be a word or not. Amir: Not cuckoo. Word or not a word. Jake: I think I have brain freeze and dry mouth. Amir: I think you have an allergic reaction to something you had earlier. I wouldn't be able to give you both of those things, let alone one of them. Try fucking SPILL. Jake: I'll try SWILL. Pig fucker, okay? Okay, nice fucking try. SWILL? Amir: No, SPILL. Jake: Real smart, brainiac. Amir: I said SPILL. Jake: How about fucking SHILL? Fuck! Amir: Come on, man, I'm giving you gold, yes? Jake: I'm gonna fucking just chop your dick. Not even off, 'cause I want it to fucking hurt forever. I'm gonna give you a Prince fucking Albert for fucking poisoning my brain with your SWILL. Amir: You already tried that one. Jake: Fuck! Amir: Yeah! I'm telling you. Jake: You inceptioned me, man. Amir: SPILL is right there. Jake: You're poisoning my fucking brain. Amir: Yeah. Jake: Okay. I will try your word. Final guess. SNILL? Amir: SPILL. Jake: Bravo. Nice. Yeah, we got it in six. Not exactly something to be proud of, right? Amir: I think you should be proud, 'cause it seems like you never ever even get it at all. Jake: Yeah, well I usually play Octortle or Seamantle or Quordle or Worldle, you uncultured fuck. Or do you not play any of these games? Amir: You clearly don't do good at any of these games. Jake: I actually do— Well, help me with the Worldle real quick because I need a country it has to be five letters and it looks kind of like a squiggly. It doesn't have to be five? Then I'll Tallahassee