(Amir walks over and sits in seat) JAKE: Wow. AMIR: What? It's like 4:30. JAKE: No, that's not it, you're always like seven hours late. AMIR: Consistent. JAKE: I'm surprised you're not fired. AMIR: Why would I be fired? JAKE: Do you not remember yesterday? FLASHBACK RICKY: (to Jake) Hey, buddy. Only 100 likes on your last article, you're slipping there. (Jake chuckles) AMIR: (laughing and standing up) What's that? JAKE: Hey, Amir, come on. AMIR: (to Jake) Hey, butt the fuck out of this. (to Ricky) What did you say to my man over here? RICKY: We were, uh, talking about his last article. Did you read it? It's pretty good. AMIR: Yeah, I read all of his articles. JAKE: Alright just sit down, please. AMIR: (to Jake) One... second. (to Ricky) When was the last time you wrote anything for CollegeHumor, man? RICKY: Amir! AMIR: Do you even write anymore? RICKY: Amir, just chill out. AMIR: Chill out. (laughs) Chill out he tells me. (slaps Ricky) JAKE: Jesu- AMIR: We discussed the matter in his office and resolved the issue like two mature... adults. (Jake chuckles) FLASHBACK AMIR: (sobbing, on his knees, in Ricky's office) Just one more chance, I'm begging your, you can't fire me! (Amir continues sobbing) RICKY: (while Amir is sobbing) Amir. Amir, get up. Get up, you're embarrassing yourself. Amir, I have glass walls, people can see exactly what's happening in here. (camera pans to reveal people watching) AMIR: (still sobbing) I don't care! RICKY: Get up! AMIR: (still sobbing) One more chance, (simultaneously) please, I beg you. RICKY: (simultaneously) One more chance, sure, just get up. AMIR: (still sobbing) Two. Two more chances, (simultaneously) and then I'm done, I swear. RICKY: (simultaneously) Whatever, two chances, just get up! Just get up! (Amir stands) RICKY: Are we cool? (Amir slaps him) Ahh! AMIR: You're a fucking pushover, you know that? THE END