Amir: Um, alright..I was talking to Ricky yesterday and he made it clear to me that one of our jobs was in danger. Jake: Yours. Amir: Yeah, mine...specifically. Jake: So why didn't--why didn't you just say yours? Amir: My job is in danger I just wanted to make this like a team thing..I know that if I got fired you'd come with me. Jake: [shakes his head] Amir: So I wrote down some ideas because I know..yeah we can work here at College Humor til we're like sixty-five but we should always be thinking about the next...... Jake: [shaking his head] The next what? Do you want me to..? Amir: The next...... Jake: Am I supposed to finish that sentence for you? Amir: Alright, first idea. You know how Barry Bonds is in the home run thing? Like he's about to break the record? Jake: Yeah. Amir: So, this website would text you when he hits the big one, when he hits number seven-fifty-five. Jake: Uh, no that's stupid. Amir: Okay. Second idea is if you loved the Barry Bonds idea-- Jake: Okay so just skip this one then. Amir: Okay. Jake: 'Cause the Barry Bonds idea was no good. Amir: Okay. Okay. It would text you whenever anybody hits a homerun. Amir: Facebook for college students. So it's like a Facebook site but just for college students. Jake: Yeah, that one's not gonna work just because, uh, Facebook already kind of has you know, every--all the college students-- Amir: Okay, just say..if you don't like something just say next 'cause it's a long list and I don't wanna waste your time. Jake: Okay. Amir: And you don't wanna waste mine. Amir: Global internet. Portal site. Jake: Next. Amir: Discount electronics. Jake: Uh, yeah. Sounds like a standard idea. It's not bad. Amir: Okay, so let's discuss. I'll put a star by it and then let's talk. I was thinking five dollar digital cameras at first. Jake: Okay, so.... Amir: Two dollar DVD players. Jake: So you don't get how businesses work. Amir: This one's actually kind of cool it's--you step on your laptop and it weighs you. It tells you how much you weigh like a scale. Jake: Okay so next. Amir: Scale.com Jake: Nope. Amir: Okay next one is...nicknames everybody loves them, nobody has them. I don't know what that meant. Any idea? Jake: Nope. It's your list. Just cross it off don't check it. There you go. Amir: Funny chinese names. Jake: I mean, that's offensive and not a good idea. Amir: Uh, an alphabetical database. Jake: Of what? Amir: Anything. Jake: Next. Amir: Okay. Amir: Uh, IMDb but no actors. Just the movies. Jake: So it's worse IMDb. Amir: Yes. Jake: No. Amir: Alright, a website that says God bless you or Gesundheit for when people sn-- Jake: No good. Amir: ...sneeze around the office. No good or good? Jake: No good. Amir: Okay, say that don't mumble. [Mumbling] Can you hear what I'm saying now or not 'cause I'm mumbling? Jake: I can. Amir: Okay. Amir: Okay this one's actually kind of neat. It's a telephone for deaf people. So when-- Jake: Next. Amir: So when deaf people cannot use the PHONE--let me finish! It's so frustrating! I know you're not doing it on purpose but-- Amir: I just have a couple..a couple more. Jake: You know I should actually..I should get back to work this is what Ricky doesn't like. So...I'm just gonna... [waves goodbye] We'll leave it at that. Amir: Um, okay I have like-- Jake: See you have a few pages, just-- Amir: I have-- Jake: Mail those to me? Amir: Yeah, okay. Yeah. Jake: Alright, cool. Good luck. Amir: Should I..that's fine. Should I gmail? Or send it to your hotmail? Jake: Uh, g--yeah send it to..send it to my hotmail. Amir: Okay. Jake: Later. Amir: Wait, one more! Jake: No. Amir: Online paper? Jake: I'm already out of here. Amir: Does that mean anything to you? Online paper? Okay. Jake and Amir: Website Ideas