Jake and Amir are sitting at their desks. AMIR: Can you do me a favor? JAKE: No. AMIR: I need thirty bucks. JAKE: Kay, definitely not. Why do you need thirty bucks? AMIR: The programmer guys they...they stole my wallet. JAKE: Oh, god. When? AMIR: I don't know. Eight days ago. JAKE: Jesus. How have you been eating? AMIR: I haven't. JAKE: What are you planning on doing when the thirty dollars is up? AMIR: Easy. You go to delis with hot bars, and at the end of the day when they're about to throw them away you say you work for a shelter, they donate it to you, and then you just take- JAKE: Ugh, never mind. Jake gets up from his desk AMIR: Thirty dollars, please! JAKE: No! Jake returns with Amir's wallet, hands it to Amir. AMIR: Ah, thank you so much. Amir opens wallet. AMIR: Those pricks stole that picture of you. Jake sits back at his desk JAKE: (Sighs) No actually, I took that back. AMIR: Kay. Amir puts his wallet back in his pocket. AMIR: That's fair. JAKE: Yeah. You know if you don't just stand up for yourself they're not going to stop walking all over you. AMIR: Trust me, I can handle them, I just needed to- Jeff walks over to Amir's desk JEFF: Hey, nice camera. (Pushes Amir in the head) Nerd! Amir lets out a groan. Amir is sitting on Jake's lap. JAKE: See, this doesn't work. END