INTRO Amir: singing Every morning there's a halo! Jake: Really, really bad. Amir: I know! Jake: Just.. come on. Jake sees Amir sleeping on his desk Jake: Come one, wake up. Amir: Ah wake up! Jake: You have an apartment right? Amir: Yeah. You have an apartment. Jake: I do, I'm not sleeping in the office. Amir: Ha! Jake: Where's your apartment? Amir: Third. Jake: Third? So you're not living here. You address.. what is it? Amir: Six. Jake: Okay. Amir: Six third. Sixty-third street. Six third, Sixty-third street. Uhm, I'm gonna go wash and brush. Jake: Something you can do at your apartment if you had one. Amir: *laughs while touching Jake's shoulder. Jake: Don't touch me. Amir: touches Jake's shoulder again I have Jake: Yeah. Go. Go brush your teeth, man. Pound it. Peace out. Amir: Peace out! touches Jake's shoulder again Jake: Peace out.. alright. Amir: Vat is thees? Jake: It's my email. You're good right? Amir: What are you doing? Jake: You don't have to touch my shoulder anymore. Amir: I don't have to, I was just being friendly. Jake: It's fine. Amir: touches Jake's shoulder again Oh my god! laughs Jake: I don't want to be touched. Amir: What is wrong with you? Jake: Nothing's wrong with me. Amir: These aren't knives, okay? Oh no! I think I'm gonna massage your shoulders oh my-- Amir tried to reach for Jake and he slams Amir's head on the desk. Jake carries Amir back to his desk and lies him down Jake: Hey man, wake up. Amir: Hey man wake up. Ah my ahhhh how long have I been sleeping? Jake: The entire night, I think. Amir: Jeez. Jake: Alright, you're good. Amir: I'm good. Amir reaches for Jake's shoulder and he pushes Amir off his desk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9tP4LKhmBs