AMIR: Whoa! What color is that shirt? Tell me right now. JAKE: I am not telling you, 'cause I know it's for that stupid log you're keeping of my clothes. AMIR: You don't have to say anything, just tell me what color it is, please. JAKE: That's telling you, right? AMIR: Purple or gray? JAKE: I'm not saying. AMIR: All right, I'm going to write down purple-gray; which is what I wrote down when you wore it 5 days ago! Little too soon to be wearing the same polo, isn't it, Jakey-boy? JAKE: Don't call me that. VINNY: Hey Jake, do you know anyone-- AMIR: Hey, Vinny! (eye roll) VINNY: Hey, dude. Uh, do you know anybody who might be able to P.A. for me this weekend? I know it's short notice. JAKE: Yeah, I don't know, actually. AMIR: Yeah, I don't know either, why you're asking him and not me, because I'm the guy who gets shit done around here. VINNY: Oh, do you know somebody? AMIR: What do you need? VINNY: Something really simple, it's like basic talking head set up, like something - somebody- AMIR: For sure. VINNY: -who can pick up a cube(?) truck- AMIR: Yeah, cube- VINNY: -load some pelican cases- AMIR: The cuber the better. VINNY: -probably like, you know, do a little bit of AC work- AMIR: Yes. VINNY: -like some pull focus- AMIR: I know, pull focus. They'll pull it as hard as you want. VINNY: -little bit of racking-- AMIR: That's fine, yeah, I have the guy, that's good. VINNY: Oh, cool! What's his name? AMIR: His name is Vinny, like you, and his last name is Jake. JAKE: Like me. AMIR: Like- Yes, right. Vinny Jake. JAKE: So Vince, Jake, combined. AMIR: Yeaahh, it's a coincivince. VINNY: Uhh, OK, w-what's his e-mail? AMIR: Uh, he'll call you, how about that? He'll fucking call you. So great. Problem solved! You can leave! VINNY: OK. AMIR: (with lips) Pah. Pah. Pah. Buh-bye. B-bye, roll away faster next time, when someone does you a favor, right? JAKE: Uh, QQ. AMIR: Wha? JAKE: What does P.A. mean? AMIR: It doesn't matter. (laughs) JAKE: It does matter, because you just lied to Vince. AMIR: Well now he respects me. JAKE: OK, he respects you for 24 hours until he finds out you were lying to him. AMIR: That's 24 hours longer than he'll respect you, so. JAKE: OK. AMIR: (sigh) I don't even know why we're making a big deal of this and not talking about what type of JEANS YOU'RE WEARING RIGHT NOW!! THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yOOqMEEhDg