Intro: Jake: Hey you're watching Jake and Amir. Amir: And Jakes phone number is 2-1-0-3- Jake: Shut the fuck up! [Starts, Sam on a bed with a head piece on and a game cube controller.(i think its game cube i cant see it properly) Then cuts to amir also with control and headset but on a sofa.] Sam: hey if a future you communicated to you through the head set and said you were going to die, would you be scared? Amir: [snorts] No. Sam: [mumbles] me neither. Amir: Oh! By the way did you see what Jake was wearing today? Sam: wasn't he wearing a cardigan? Amir: uh, i don't know what that is but it was a sweater with buttons going down. Sam: I don't know what a cardigan is either... Amir: Why did you say it then? Sam: I was making an educated guess. Amir: We'll stop being a educated quest and started being a...so. Sam: [robot voice] Dinner tonight? Amir: only if jake says no to me. Sam: Super. AMir: Duper. Sam and Amir: Super duper [both laugh.] Amir: Hey, I should do that with Jake, remind me? Sam: you know what we should do? We should go to the movies and see if they're good enough for you and Jake. Amir: My parents will drive us if your parents will pick us up. Sam: My parents are not how you say, alive. Amir: [laughs] oh yeah i forgot. Sam: [weird voice] They died in a plane crash. Amir: [same weird voice] They died in a plane crash Sam: [higher pitch] they died in a plane crash. Amir: [normal voice] They died in a plane crash, right? Sam: Yeah, when I was four. Amir: Right. You know what sucks? Sam: I think about my parents all the time. Amir: When you have ab est friend and he never wants to hang out with you. Sam: Yeah, like I have you but who do you have? Amir: I have Jake. Sam: right. Amir: Right. Sam: remember that Jake themed birthday party i threw for you on my birthday, I was thinking about having a sequel. Amir: Dude, I don't even know what your birthday is. Sam: It's july 22nd! Amir: Don't tell me! Now i might forget Jakes. [both] August 5th. Sam: And when's mine? Amir: [silence] Sam: [sighs and gets up off the bed] I'm going to get some water. [walks passed Amir in the chair] do you want anything? Amir: no! And only talk to me through the headset! Sam: I am talking to you through the head set. [Jake come out from his bedroom] Jake: whoa get out of my appartment. [Sam runs to the door and hits it face first and falls to the ground, groaning in pain.] Amir: Hey, hey Jake when I say 'super' you say- Sam: Duper! Amir: No sam STFU. ~end~