INTRO: Jake and Amir's Get Together Project AMIR: You'll never guess who I ran into in the elevator. JAKE: Who? AMIR: Guess! JAKE: You just told me not to guess. AMIR: No, I said you'll never guess. JAKE: it's the same thing. AMIR: It's not. It's not even close. JAKE: It's at least close... Steve. AMIR: I don't know... what? Who's that? What's he saying? JAKE: I don't know, a guy who works here, maybe? AMIR: No, I shouldn't have even had you guess. I don't even know anyone's name anyway. JAKE: Honestly, man? I was bluffing. I don't know anyone's name either. AMIR: Yeah, which makes it all the worse that I barrelled into this dude in the elevator. JAKE: Oh, you like literally ran into him. AMIR: Yeah. I mean, accidentally but like at full speed, yeah. JAKE: Why? AMIR: I didn't know his name. JAKE: That's not what I asked. AMIR: Heh. I don't even know your name. JAKE: Wow. AMIR: No. That's not it. It starts with a D, right? JAKE: It's Jake, you say it all the time. AMIR: Dude we should have a party. A get together. JAKE: I know what a party is. You should leave work before you ge - AMIR: No no no we should just introduce each other to everybody, you know, at the party? That way, we can learn everybody's names. JAKE: We're supposed to already know everybody's names. AMIR: I have an idea. Screen goes black. The caption "...5 minutes later" appears. After, Amir is eating a roll. JAKE: You really might be in trouble. What was your idea by the way, you haven't said anything. AMIR: Oh it's just to get this sandwich, I was hungry. JAKE: Gotcha. AMIR: Ok, NOW I have an idea. Another "...5 minutes later" caption appears. AMIR: Mm! Yeah! It's way better with ketchup! JAKE: Good for you. Alright, now I have an idea. Another caption "...5 minutes later" appears. Afterwards, there are people standing around with "Hello my name is" nametags on. JAKE: Welcome to our nametag get together... Martin! MARTIN: What's with the nametags? AMIR: Oh, it's obviously a joke. We already know each other's names. JOEL: I don't know your name. AMIR: Well, you're a terrible human being, Joe-f. JOEL: Joel. AMIR: Joel. Right. OUTRO - Amir - People! Let's get closer! Jake - Join our get together project on facebook.com/Bacardi