INTRO Amir: Ho ho ho Merry.. gs.. mas.. It's Jake an- I don't get this Jake - (singing to himself) Accept the poke, that's it. Then poke me bac- Amir - Huuh. Toy drive ha ha, makes me feel good about myself. Makes me feel like a.. AAH!.. hero. Jake: I actually had a toy that I wanted to donate. Amir: Ah, give it here (Jake tosses toy to Amir) Amir, This is a loosey, not in a box, but they'll still give it away at most drop centers Jake: Awesome man thanks. You know where it is right, it's on like uh- Amir: Yeah, I was just there. Actually, quick smile for me, I want to take a picture of you. (Amir takes photo of Jake) Jake: Wait, you were just there? Then why do you have a bag full of toys? Ami: (looking at his phone) This is a good one ha ha, permission to tweet. Jake: Permission not granted. Amir: Give me your twitter handle i'll @ you. Jake: How do you have a bag full of toys if you just came from the drop centre!? Amir: I went to a toy drive and i got toys! What.. what don't you get? Sick children do it all the time. Ok. Best part of all is that I'm not sick so I do it guilt free. Jake: Can I have my toy back? Amir: ..Yes (shows book) I think.. is this yours? Jake: This is clearly not what I gave you. Amir: Yeah! It felt good, going down there, it made me fell better about myself. Jake: Because you got toys. Amir: No, Because I made a difference (sarcasm) YES because I got toys. Jake: What about those sick kids who now don't get a toy on Christmas because you took theirs. Amir: I stole their smile. Listen dude, I can't give toy's to everybody OK! If i could I'd consider it, but I'm not Santa Claus Jake: So if you could give toys to everyone you would only consider it? Amir: Yeah! I'd consider it, cos I'm considerate, now consider this.. you're dismissed.. ya prissy boss Jake: Biss?- Amir: (playing with two toys) Pff pff don't send me back to the orphanage Agrrrh Suck my diss pff off Jake: Alright, here's what were going to do, me and you, were going down to the donation centre, together, and we'll give away the toys as a group because that's what the holidays are all ab-- (Amir throws toy at Jake) Amir: NO! This are my toys! Steal your own! MINE! THE END http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6373210/jake-and-amir-toy-drive