Intro Jake: Hey you're watching Jake and Amir: Amiiiiiiiiiiiir Jake: I can not believe I let you do that. Jake opens door and walks in to bathroom, looks horrified Jake: Oh! Amir: (off camera) Oh, woah woah woah! Amir is on toilet with door open Jake: Sorry! Amir: Perve alarm! Come on! Ever heard of knocking?! Jake: Knock- what? What are you talking about? Amir: Knocking! It's where you make a fist with your hand and you hit stuff, you hit- Jake: - I know what knocking is, this isn't a single bathroom. Amir: There isn't a single bathroom that what? Finish your sentences! You always tell me to finish my sentences! Jake: THIS isn't, THIS is not a single bathroom. Amir: Oh, okay. Jake: Right? Amir: We're at an impasse. That's fine. Jake: Okay, do you know what impasse means? Amir: It's... everything you want. It's.... everything you need. (singing) It's everything inside of you that you wish Jake: You could be. Okay shut the door. Amir: You shut the door. Come here. Please. Jake. No. No! Amir: Come here! Jake: No! Amir: Come here! Jake: NO! What is wrong with you? Dave walks in Dave: Jesus, what are you guys doing? Jake: It's not what it looks like. Jake is hit by flying poo Jake: Urgh! Oh! Oh! Amir points to tub of chocolate pudding he is holding Jake: Geez, thank God, what are you, what, what are you doing?! Pat walks in Pat: Dude, is that shit? Jake: No no no, it's pudding. Jake puts some in his mouth then gags