INTRO JAKE: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir. AMIR: No big deal. JAKE: It's not. AMIR: Then I was right. (Jake is standing next to Hudson River, taking picture with phone. Amir approaches.) AMIR: Can't photograph this moment. This is the kind of moment you just have to be in. JAKE: You know what? You're right. (puts away phone) (pause) AMIR: We get so concerned about finding the right picture, the right frame that (pause) we don't get the right memory. JAKE: Okay. (pause) AMIR: 'Cause a moment is just that. It's a moment and then it's a second and as soon as you identify it it's over. So... 'Cause you can look at the sun (simultaneously) and you can say- JAKE: (simultaneously) This is really nice. AMIR: What? JAKE: I'm saying it's really nice. AMIR: I know and I'm just saying not to take today for granted. JAKE: I won't. AMIR: 'Cause if you do (simultaneously) then it's just gonna slip awa- okay. JAKE: (simultaneously) Well I said I wan't going to. I'm not going to so don't tell me what the repercussions are 'cause they don't matter. AMIR: I'm just saying that if you do- JAKE: I don't need to know the repercussions. AMIR: Okay, but if you do, if you take today for granted, then you shouldn't, because it's just gonna slip away. JAKE: Fine. Fine. Alright, why did you insist on telling me? You know, you ever think about this? Maybe you're ruining the moment by talking through it. AMIR: I don't care. JAKE: Alright. (walks away) AMIR: (follows jake) Another thing about the sun is that you can't stare at it 'cause it's too beautiful to take in. JAKE: It's too bright. AMIR: Nah, it's too much beauty for your eyes all at once. JAKE: It's too bright. Okay, let's just enjoy this moment in silence. AMIR: That's what I said. JAKE: I know, I was agreeing with you. AMIR: Okay. Just don't steal it from me. JAKE: I'm not stealing it. (simultaneously) Agreed. I said that I agreed. AMIR: (simultaneously) You're stealing it 'cause I said it and now you're saying- Just give me your phone. JAKE: No. Alright? AMIR: Give me your phone! JAKE: Why do you want to see my phone? AMIR: Because I wanna take a twit-pic of this. JAKE: Okay, well you came over here and you told me that taking pictures was bad, to stay in the moment. AMIR: That's 'cause I didn't see how cool it looked and now that I see how awesome it is I really want it on my Facebook wall. Okay, I really wanna take a picture (simultaneously) then post it online, otherwise it doesn't exist. No, gimme! (grabbing phone) Gimme your phone! JAKE: (simultaneously) Well use your own phone, okay, you followed me here, you followed- (Amir grabs at phone) I- I- Get off me! Ow, ow, ow, Amir, listen- Fine, take it! God, what are you- (Amir throws phone into river) AMIR: Okay? Are you happy? Disconnect, bitch! Sign off. Get away from the grid. It's over. You are so mad because- Oh my- I'm taking a picture of that. I am (taking selfie) taking a picture, me and the grump. (laughs) Tweeting it, hashtag douche doesn't know how to disconnect. (Jake leaves) Whatsoeva. Where are you? (following Jake) Another thing about the sun... THE END