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The Bet

Episode ID: 485

Air date: 2011-11-10

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Scribe: u/p1zzaplz

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JAKE: Hey you're watching Jake and Amir. MY GOD you smell AMIR: I showered once! AMIR: (laughing) JAKE: No, no way, there is no way AMIR: Yeah, there is a way, my way, guaranteed. JAKE: No, you can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl based on the way they clear their throat, that is such a random ability. AMIR: so you wanna bet me? JAKE: I do, yeah, I'll bet you a hundred dollars. AMIR: Let's do it! JAKE: Okay. Vikram, Cassady, get over here. AMIR: (laughing) JAKE: Alright here we go, person 1, clear your throat. CASSADY: (clears throat) JAKE: Person 2 VIKRAM: (clears throat) AMIR: Wow, Okay JAKE: Yeah AMIR : That is tough JAKE: Told you AMIR: (laughing) Alright let me touch person 2's hips JAKE: HEY HEY, what the hell (pushing Amir) AMIR: WHAT? JAKE: That's not part of the bet, man! AMIR: We didn't say no hip touching. JAKE: Yeah we wouldn't have to because its not part of the bet. AMIR: UGH PAT: What's going on here? JAKE: Amir said he could tell the difference between a guy and a girl based on the way they clear their throat and - AMIR: And I can! JAKE: But now you're trying to feel their hips. PAT: Did you specify no hip touching? JAKE: Obviously not, get out of here dude you- MURPH: jumping on Jake's back) Pay the bitch AMIR, PAT, MURPH: (chanting) Pay the bitch, pay the bitch JAKE: STOP! AMIR, PAT, MURPH: (chanting) pay the bitch JAKE: Pat, no! AMIR, PAT, MURPH: (chanting) pay the bitch JAKE: That's more than $100 PAT: You lost man! Get over it AMIR: Get over it Jake, you lost! That's the girl (pointing to Vikram), and that's the guy (pointing to Cassady) ehhhhh (shaking tongue). JAKE:That's not even right, he got it wrong PAT: You already lost, get over it! AMIR: Get over it, Jake! JAKE: Get off my neck! AMIR, PAT, VIKRAM: (chanting) Pay the bitch, pay the bitch JAKE: Murph, my neck! AMIR, PAT, VIKRAM: (chanting) Pay the bitch JAKE: Murph! AMIR, PAT, VIKRAM: (chanting) Pay the bitch, pay the bitch JAKE: STOP! STOP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6HRF6GMz0U
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