[Jake and Amir are sitting on the couch.] AMIR: (rapping) Yo yo yo, we wanna say, thank you, from the bottom of our heart, from the start, make-- JAKE: (as Amir raps) Ok let's not thank them in a rap. Let's not thank them in a rap. AMIR: (still rapping) True dat, uh uh uh, why you do dat? JAKE: Stop it. JAKE: We want to thank you guys so much for donating. AMIR: Hah, donating money maybe. JAKE: No, donating money exactly. AMIR: Exactly. [Jake is now holding an acoustic guitar] AMIR: And now the real reason you donated money: a song. JAKE: And the only way I could convince Amir to do this. Ok. (Jake starts playing Torn by Natalie Imbruglia) AMIR: (singing) I thought I saw a man brought to life... JAKE: Every little bit makes a difference. AMIR: ...How? (laughs) (Jake looks at Amir like he's the idiot) AMIR: Don't look at me like I'm the idiot, you said the stupid thing this time! AMIR: (singing) He was a warm, he came around, and he was dignified... AMIR: Every time I donate, it feels- like,, it feels like to me,, like you know how-- alright, so like, when you go clothing fsh-, err sh-, shopping for groc- alright... focus. JAKE: Yeah, focus. AMIR: Now, if you donated more than twenty dollars, please click below to activate a special Jake and Amir joke, seen onl-- JAKE: What are you doing? How are you gonna do that? AMIR: We'll figure something out-- JAKE: We'll figure it out? AMIR: We'll do-- we can do it in post, right? (The camera shakes back and forth, as if it were shaking its head no) AMIR: That's a yes. [Jake is now singing backup with Amir] AMIR: (singing) Don't seem to know, seem to care, what your heart is for... [Amir is on his phone] JAKE: By working toge- you know, I just feel like it's really really insincere if you're doing that-- AMIR: I know I know I know I know, I'm just, I'm on my Google Reader thing JAKE: Ok what's that, what is that-- AMIR: It's like an RSS aggregator. JAKE: What does that do? AMIR: I can get.. funny pictures and stuff on here. JAKE: Can you please put it down? AMIR: (singing passionately) There's just so many things, that I am searching for! (Jake joins in on backing vocals) I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel... AMIR: Some people are donating money, other people are donating time... JAKE: What are you donating? AMIR: Nothing, and that's okay-- JAKE: It's not. AMIR: I know, it's not. Which is why I'm.. gonna donate money. JAKE: Ok. Do it. AMIR: Ok, I will. JAKE: Out with the wallet. AMIR: Out with the wallet in with the n-- Out with the wallet in with the new. JAKE: Take away- take out your wallet. [Jake is singing backing vocals] AMIR: (singing) I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. (Jake stops singing) You're a little late, I'm already tornnnnn... JAKE: Joking aside, we really do appreciate your donation. I know not everyone has a lot to give, but if we-- (Amir makes a farting noise with his mouth) JAKE: (to Amir) ...Come on. Right? Come on. AMIR: Come on. JAKE: Joking aside,-- (Amir makes another fart noise) AMIR: (singing) Oooooohhhh... ahhhyyeeaaaaahhhh... (Jake hits the final chord) JAKE: (breaking character) That sounded kinda good at the end, you were really on. (Amir breaks character and laughs) END