Amir: Raise your hand if you saw Aladin Jake: The movie? Amir: What movie?.. Amir: Hey bro thanks for hanging out Saturday night. Favorite part? great question I'll go first. How bout when you ditched the fuck out of me. Jake: You ditched us when you went to the bathroom for 45 minutes. Amir: Ok I was hungry and thanks for responding to my text message. Jake: Ok you mean this one? 9:45 pm - Jake meet me in B room. Got 3 turkey sammys with our name on it literally I did respod Amir: O you mean this at 10:15 pm, over an hour later. Jake: No its not Amir: Hey dude off to my friends house, talk to you Monday. Jake: Ok 10:16 pm, one minute later, NO no no no no no wait 30 seconds I'm leaving right now. Amir: Ok 10:17 pm Alright on the corner. Jake: Then I get one from you at 11:45 pm, Just got out of B room. Sorry for the lie sauce. Had to buy some time to finish those sandies. Where you izat? 11:46 - Where you at? 11:47 - Where the fuck are you? 11:50 - Ok just got in a cab and told him to drive to on the corner. Please be there waiting. 12:48 - Still in that cab yo trying to sort some stuff out. How far is this place? lol You are one wild child of the night. This is forever night. 12:49 - Dang cut me off meant to right this is forever night. 12:49 - (Again) Yea I'm nice right now. 12:50 - Dag yo this cab is muy expensivo. You best be paying for drinks Still 12:50 - Where you izat? 12:51 - Where you at? 12:52 - Where the fuck are you? Amir: O and then 1 am Jakey finally shows up. Hey best friend. Jake: Just read what I wrote actually. Amir: Hey dude, going to sleep. Talk to you Monday. Jake: Ok 1:01 am, lololol are you fucking joking me. 1:02 am - Ok I'm out 355 bones. Not mad, just really really really pissed. 1:03 am - Standing on the Brooklyn Bridge right now ready to jump. Text me to stop me playa 1:04 - And there I go 1:06 - Just met 2 hot chicks and they said they like to party. Come out asap 1:10 - K didn't really meet 2 hot chicks, but could you imagine the tail we'd collect as a tag team tonight. And then 10:40 am, the next morning - Just got my second wind. You guys still out? O just now, a second ago - Fuck the past, we're better friends for it. Lets go out strong tonight.