JAKE: Whoa, you all right? AMIR: (shakes head) JAKE: (wheels over to Amir) What is it? (pause) Come on, what is it? AMIR: I just got the results back. JAKE: What results? AMIR: The test results. JAKE: You don't - - you don't have like an STD, I mean you never have had . . . What is it? AMIR: What? JAKE: The results for what? AMIR: I just took a test, and I got the results back, and I'm a Charlotte. JAKE: What?! AMIR: I know! I took a Sex in the City thing and it tells you which character you are and I'm a Charlotte. That's the lesbian! JAKE: No, it's not. (walks away with chair) AMIR: Isn't it? Oh. The cute one. (chuckles) That's pretty fly. Actually I'm going to forward you, forward to you the URL, brotha. JAKE: Do not. AMIR: Take it. I bet you'll be a (singsong) Carrie. THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BTafghO-x8