[Jake is sitting at the table in Ricky's office.] AMIR: (entering from the side and sitting down in a chair next to Jake) Ughhhhh... JAKE: (laughs) What's going on? AMIR: I don't know how people do it. JAKE: Yeah. AMIR: No, you don't know what I meant. I meant, I don't know how people get tattoos. JAKE: Man. What time do we have that meeting? It's like, 4? Or 2? AMIR: Just, forget about the meeting, how-- When you got your tattoo, did it hurt you? Who else has a tattoo in the office? Now that I'm inked up. JAKE: I don't really... AMIR: Now that I have ink. JAKE: Do you know, just like, when-- AMIR: You're treating me so different now that you know that I have a tattoo. JAKE: I'm really trying not to. AMIR: It's embarrassing telling you this shit because I don't-- I don't want-- JAKE: You don't- you don't have to. JAKE: What is it of? AMIR: I dunno, it's a tattoo. AMIR: Okay, what is this? (Doodles a sort of backwards Greek letter Alpha on the whiteboard.) What is that of? That's not of anything, but it's still a tattoo. JAKE: That looks like a fish or something. Is that what you got? AMIR: Mine's a bear. Okay? JAKE: A bear? Where is it? Where did you--? AMIR: I dunno, in the woods or something. (Jake laughs.) JAKE: When you get a tattoo, you get it of something and in a specific spot. So, it's of a bear, you said, and where is it? AMIR: Let's get-- let's go to a fucking bar. AMIR: I haven't felt this interrogated-- (Jake lifts up Amir's sleeve) get- AMIR: It's not on my shoulder or anything, it's just like on my.. area. What does it matter? JAKE: What area? AMIR: What does it matter where it is? JAKE: Let me see it! (He reaches over, and Amir slaps his hand away.) (Amir quickly displays his stomach area.) JAKE: Is that a dick.. on your... stomach?-- AMIR: Is that a dick? No, it's a cannon. Leave me alone, I-- it's- it's getting sore! (pushing Jake's hands away as he tries to pull Amir's shirt up.) JAKE: (reaching over to lift of Amir's shirt) Let me fucking see that! AMIR: Get off of me, man. (Jake wrestles Amir to the ground and lifts up his shirt to see the tattoo.) AMIR: (on the ground, with his shirt pulled up, revealing a (Sharpie-drawn) tattoo of a penis with GAY written below it) Get off of me! What does it matter what it is? JAKE: It says GAY'! AMIR: (getting up) Those are my initials! AMIR: Next one's gonna be like an eagle.