SUGGESTION BOX [INTRO] Amir: Hey, you are watching Jake and Amir Jake: Hey, you're sweating a lot Amir: Well, it's hot in here [VIDEO] Amir: [Wave] Howdy, how Jake: Shh Amir: You know what this is? [shows a box] Jake: Not work Amir: Not even close Jake: That's not a good thing Amir: It's a suggestion box Jake: 'Siggestion box', actually Amir: How do I know how to improve myself, without people writing on tiny little slips of paper, and put it in anonimously into my suggestion box Jake: You know, you spend a lot of time at work being unproductive and just generally doing things that aren't your job Amir: Let me stop you right there Jake: I said everything I wanted to say Amir: You haven't said anything yet, until ya, [high pitch voice] put it in the box Jake: Here something to consider Amir: Put it in the box Jake: You are not going to- Amir: [with miserable face] Put it in the box Jake: You are not going to- Amir: Put it in the box Jake: You are not going to like what people have to say about you ok? You don't take constructive criticism well Amir: [while angry] What the hell that suppose to mean I don't [finger quoting] take constructive criticism well, ok? Who are you? To tell me this, this poison. [stuttering] --I won't hear it Jake: You know, anybody could say something like that and put it in the box Amir: If I s--, if I see, if I see that poison in here Jake: Stop saying poison Amir: You know, it just doesn't have to be a suggestion of what I'm doing wrong, it could be like a suggestion of what I'm doing right Jake: Then it wouldn't be a suggestion Amir: Actually, should be that, should be tips of how I'm doing stuff well Jake: Then it wouldn't be a tip. I think you've lost, you've lost track of the concept here Amir: I would never, tell you how to improve yourself, ok? And that's not just because your perfect Jake: You are not my friend Amir: You're gonna be humming a different tune once I, open the box Jake: How would that change anything? Amir: You are preaching into the choire, and I love that Jake: Ok, you have gone of the rails now. At least you've started from a logical place thinking that a suggestion box could better helping yourself, but now you are speaking half metaphores which you don't entirely unders-- Amir: Shh. Put it in the box [extend his arm across the desks] Jake: How long is your arm? [THE END] WATCH VIDEO