Intro: Amir: Hey Evan, you're watching Jake and Amir! Jake: Great, one for Evan. A: Now for everyone else. (Amir walks in, badly sunburned and wearing stereotypical Mexican clothing) A: Hola. J: Hey. How was Mexico? A: Como está, como está. J: Okay. A: Que? J: Nothing. A: What did I miss? J: A lot of work. You didn't email and tell anybody that you were leaving. A: Porque. J: I don't know. What'd you do down there? A: I spent nine days getting the lay of the land. Then on the tenth day I left my hotel room and got badly... badly lost. J: Wow, is that were you got that terrible sunburn? A(singing): Como una promesa, eres tu! ERES TU! J: It looks like it really hurts. A: It hurt more yesterday, yes. My entire face was in a blister. J: So you picked up a little bit of an accent then. A: Yes, just a small, small leetle bit of an accent. J: Little bit of an Italian accent and no Spanish- A: I was lost for many moons, and many suns. J: You were gone longer than eight days. A: Yes, 17 moons, and oddly 21 suns. J: That's not possible. A: Well maybe I missed some moons, yeah. J: You probably missed some moons. A: Yeah, cause I fall asleep at nighttime. J: Right. A: Do you want your souvenir or not, I had to smuggle it. J: Okay then no! A: Let me just pass it through me, sanitize it, and give it back to you. J: So it's in your butt right now. A: Sí. Sí señor. J: Is that why you're so unbelievably calm? A: Yes. J: And you won't sit down? A: I cannot sit down it hurts too much. J: Because you have a souvenir inside your anus. A: Sí sí yes. J: What'd you get me? A: I got you a real authentican Mexican sombrero. J: Okay, let's get you to a doctor. A: Ah sí, actually don't touch me because it's EXPANDING IN ME! Ohh-