NOTE: The title, links, running time, and upload date are all placeholders. [Jake and Amir are at their desks. Jake has headphones on, and he's humming to himself.] AMIR: Stop yelling! JAKE: [taking off his headphones] I'm not yelling. I'm actually making a Spotify playlist to share with you. AMIR: Spotify playlist! [laughs] You don't need that farce, when you have an encyclopedic knowledge of music... and perfect pitch! JAKE: You have neither of those. AMIR: Name a song. Any song, and I can sing it. JAKE: "Hotel California". AMIR: Never heard of it. Pass. JAKE: It's a pretty popular song. You also said you had an encyclopedic-- AMIR: Pass... ass! JAKE: Sing "My Heart Will Go On". [Amir makes a whirring noise with his mouth.] JAKE: ...What? AMIR: It's a-- a cappella version, or something! JAKE: So you don't know that song or what the word "a cappella" means. Why don't you sing... sing "Monster". AMIR: [singing off-key] La-la-monster, I'm a monster... I'm a-- pass. JAKE: Bad job. AMIR: Thank you. [The screen reads "Check out more of Jake and Amir's music and follow them exclusively on Spotify".] AMIR: There it is! ...A monster! JAKE: So quickly wrong.