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Singing

Episode ID: 29

Air date: 2007-08-09

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Scribe: u/andersminor

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Amir: (sung) I'm the one who wants to be with you. Be with you. Jake: Woah, you were singing that? Amir: What? Jake: I thought it was a cd. It was pretty good! Amir: Really? Jake: I mean, have you ever taken voice lessons? Amir: I mean, I did choir in, like, fifth grade. Jake: Wow. Amir: But not 'cuz I wanted to, because my mom said I had to do something after school, and I didn't want to do basketball 'cuz I was too good, not because I like singing. Jake: No, it shows. You should, I mean you should walk around the office more and just sing in front of people. Amir: Who would walk around singing? Jake: Yeah. Amir (singing): Build up your confidence and you can be on time for once. Wake up, who cares about- Amir (singing): So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a question but a lesson learned in time. Amir: Hey. Did I get, uh, a fax? Amir: Amanda, I had a question for you. Amanda: Can it wait? I'm really- Amir (interrupting): It's... actually I just forgot it, so it doesn't matter. Amanda: (laughs) Alright, yeah, well I mean... Amir: So weird that that happens. Amanda: Ok. Amir (singing): Hey there Delilah, I've got so much left to give. Amir (singing): I wish you would step out from that ledge, my friend. I would understand. Sam: Hey man. We have a meeting in here in, like, two minutes. Amir: You want me to sing during it? Sam: I want you to leave during it. Amir (singing): How wonderful life is. Jake: Sounds good, man. Amir: Thank you! It sounds good, man. Right? Amir (singing): Even more in love with me you'd fall. Amanda: I have to get back to work. Amir: Yeah. Dumb bitch. Amir: So, sing before, or... Sam: No singing, just leaving. Amir: Got it. (whispered) Dickhead. Amir: I mean, nobody else thinks I'm good; they don't see it. Jake: I was just kidding. I think you have a horrible singing voice. It's not good at all. Amir: No duh. Like I want to be good at singing. That's a gay sport.
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