Intro: Amir: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir and I made this intro. Jake: That's a lie. Amir: From scratch y'all. [Sam sat at Jakes desk typing on his computer as Amir paces] Amir: Alright, so Jakes password will be something close to his heart. [Amir squats next to same to look at the screen] Amir: Did you try my birthday? Sam: I'm already in his computer. Amir: Oh my gorsh, we're through the looking glass people. Sam: Jake is sick today so he wanted me to email him some stuff at home. Amir: Okay- [Amir pushes Sams hands out of the way and takes over the computer key board] Amir: Lets look through his chat history first. What the freckles?! This son of a beach has been talking junk about me behind my back. Sam: It's trash and this chat is with you. Amir: Oh, yeah I remember now. Before I freak. He so gets me. Sam: He called you impossibly dumb and extremely lonely. Amir: Okay, okay. Now I feel bad. Lets try and find other dirt. Search Dirt. [While searching dirt] Sam: Searching dirt isn't going to get us- It's jake talking dirty to his girlfriend. I can't believe that worked. Amir: What's a beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Popsicle. Sam: That's nowhere in this chat. Amir: I know..i guess I was just curious. Sam: We shouldn't be using Jakes computer in the first place. I feel ba- He left his facebook open too?! Amir: Oh my gorsh we are through the looking gla- Sam: You already said that. Amir: Let me finish!! We are through the looking glass..[picks up jakes toy dinosaur]. dinosaur..hand..so. Sam: Smooth. Amir: Different phrase, right? Sam: Look at this; Jake isn't sick today, he's going on a job interview. that's shocking. You okay? Amir: [is frozen in place Sam pushes him back and he falls.] End.