Jake: What are you doing? Amir: Why don't you pass the axe, bro? I'll show you how to really shred. Shred so hard. Amir: Give me the triangle plastic disc. Jake: The pick? Amir: The disc, yeah, the dick. Pick. Amir: Did you even, like, tune this axe? I taught myself how to play guitar. Jake: Ok. Amir: So. Pretty fly for a white guy. Jake: Yeah, but, that wasn't you playing. That was Will. You just cut to a close-up of Will playing. Amir: Nah. Jake: Why don't you just play that same exact thing except no close-up shots, just a plain old shot of you playing. Amir: Easy. Jake: Wanna take that disc and play? Amir: It's a pick. Amir: When I taught myself how to play guitar, uh, I knew two chords. Amir: Hold on a second. Jake: Just go up. Amir: Stop, stop. This... you messed it up. Jake: I messed it up? Amir: Yeah. And now... Jake: Now everybody knows, so I did mess it up. Amir: Honestly, when I came in here and you were playing guitar, I thought you were playing the electric guitar. This is the only guitar I know how to play. Amir: I'm sorry for confusing you, how many times to I have to apologize to you? Jake: You haven't apologized yet, but once is fine. Amir: I just, I'm starting to feel like crap around you, man. It's just, I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Jake: Nothing. Amir: Like, I got 15% on Free Bird the other day, I activated super power and just didn't mean it. Jake: Star power. Amir: I can't even talk around you anymore. Amir: Ever since, I don't know, ever since she came I just feel like crap. Jake: Who's she? Amir: My Playstation 3. Amir: I don't shred by taking things, like, easily, you know? Look at this. Jake: Yeah.