(Jake is shopping at J. Crew) Amir: (Hops around Jake) Or whatever. Jake: I'm not going to make a scene, just leave. Amir: I'm leaving right now. Lets just shop together for a few hours. Wow! (Amir holds up a red polo on a hanger. Amir is also wearing a red polo) Amir: (Holding up a red polo, while also wearing a red polo) Jake. Gay. Amir: (Looking through a pile of women's orange sweaters) Gay. Gay. Jake: It's all the same women's sweater. (Amir is randomly dancing in the middle of the store) (Jake is looking in a mirror while trying on a shirt) Amir: You have to think about what it would look like if both of us were wearing one. Jake: No I don't. Amir: (Puts his arm around Jake) Whatever. Jake: Get off of me. It's $350 anyway I can't afford it. Amir: So that's $900 for both of us. Let do it. Jake: Not quite. (Jake and Amir are in an elevator) Amir: Security is going to be, pretty pissed. Jake: Why? Amir: (Pulls sandal out of sweater) Oh I dunno. Jake: (Takes sandal and puts it on) That's mine. Amir: Yes. But. (Back to Jake in front of mirror) Jake: How can you afford $900 for a jacket when I can't? Amir: I dunno Jake, it's called calling your Dad and telling him your girlfriend is in the hospital so you have to send her a gift. I mean, you're 23 years old... Jake: 22 Amir: (Kisses Jake on the cheek) ...figure it out. (Jake and Amir leave the store. Amir jumps on Jake's back. Jake drops Amir on the ground) Amir: You owe me dinner! http://www.jakeandamir.com/post/36964654/shopping