AMIR: Hey, does chicken ever go bad? JAKE: Yeah, well it-- AMIR: Like does it spoil? JAKE: How cold is your fridge? AMIR: Uhh...fridge... JAKE: OK, then yeah, it's really bad. Knowing you it's probably very- AMIR: Yeah, I-I won't try to make my own nuggets anymore, that was a, especially out of salmon. JAKE: Yeah, ugh- AMIR: That's stupid. JAKE: -that's very gross. AMIR: Will you just come over here and help me change my AIM screen-name already? JAKE: Why are you getting impatient with me? This is the first time you've asked me. AMIR: Oooh- JAKE: OK AMIR: -I thought I asked you this morning, but I was just thinking it (chuckles) and I waited. JAKE: So you just waited 8 hours to re-ask me? AMIR: Yeah, probably more. (laughs) Will you help me? I already thought of a screen-name, all you have to-- JAKE: Oh my god! It smells terrible over here. AMIR: Releaks, Jesus, it smelled fine two hours ago. JAKE: What did it smell like before that? AMIR: Uh, honestly, it smelled a lot like my salmon, that's what I got. JAKE: I think that's what I'm smelling, actually. AMIR: All right, just, I already thought of a name, all you have to do is help me out. JAKE: What is it? AMIR: . . . it's jakeandamir. -- JAKE: (mumbles) AMIR: (mumbles louder) --OK, just chill for a second, you're not the 'Jake' so you don't have to get all-- JAKE: I seriou--all right, fine. AMIR: --high and mighty . . . um, you're the Amir, so. JAKE: Who's- and then who's the Jake if I'm the Amir? AMIR: You tell me. JAKE: I told you not to do that anymore, all right. AMIR: (chuckles) Sorry. JAKE: Bye. AMIR: wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wait, OK, come back, relax, just . . . I don't know what this all is -- JAKE: All right, fine, open up your browser. AMIR: (laughs) I don't even know what that is. JAKE: I know, I know, here it is right next to the snood(?)-- AMIR: OK, I always wondered what that weird thi-- JAKE: Internet Explorer 6, huh? AMIR: Yeah. JAKE: That's impressive. AMIR: I wanted to explore the internet (beat) 6. So. JAKE: 6 ovah. AMIR: (high pitched) sishovah. 6 over. JAKE: I got it. AMIR: OK, Faster. JAKE: OK. AMIR: wa-slow down, slow down, slow down. Slow down! Slow down! JAKE: I'm done. AMIR: s-OK. JAKE: Now pick a password. AMIR: All right, uhhh . . . JAKE: Don't say Jake. AMIR: OK, so I don't know. JAKE: Um, maybe, this your pay stub? AMIR: Yeah. JAKE: Use the last four digits of your social -- you make $120,000 a year. AMIR: That's too long for a password, isn't it? Blackout AMIR: Is your screen name still ChillDude22? THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU4n1ZJpiHw