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Scissors

Episode ID: 127

Air date: 2008-07-03

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Scribe: u/deer_in_tail_lights

Characters: unknown

Jake and Amir sit across from each other at their desks. Amir is playing with open scissors in his hair. Amir: Jake. Have I asked you my one question today- Jake cuts in before Amir is done. Jake: Just ask it. Amir: E equals M C two. What's that about? Amir cuts his hair with scissors. Amir: Ah. Did you see that? Jake: No, do it again. Amir: I was like scratching my head, right? And then I just went like- Amir cuts his hair again. Amir: -like that. Look, look at this. Jake looks amused. Jake: Yeah. Not bad. Amir: I didn't know scissors could cut hair. What should I do? Jake: Um, I guess even it out. Jake grabs the front of his hair. Jake: I think you just have to take that front chunk. Amir mirrors Jake's demonstration. Amir: This? Jake: Take the front chunk. Sarah come here. Sarah comes over. Jake: And uh, you just have to even it out, just take it all. Sarah: Did he cut his hair with that scissors thing- Jake: Scratching thing. Sarah: -scratching thing. Amir: I'm gonna cut just a little. Jake: No I think you, it's really uneven. You gotta go- Sarah: Farther down. Jake: Yeah. Amir: This is a lot. Jake: Yeah, it's not as much as you think it is. Sarah: It's gonna look good. Amir looks at Jake. Amir: I trust you. Jake: I know. Amir cuts the large chunk in the front of his head that Jake told him to. Amir: It's so tough. Jake and Sarah smile. Jake: Just work through it. Sarah: It's gonna look- Jake: It's gonna look ace! Sarah: -yeah, it looks great. Amir holds up the chunk of hair he cut off, looking worried. Jake: There you go. Amir: This seems like a lot. Jake: It's not that much. It's honestly not as much as you think. Amir cuts more off. Jake: There you go. Amir: I mean, look at this. Jake looks at Sarah. Jake: Girls are really gonna like that, right? Sarah: I, I love it. Amir looks at Sarah. Amir: I don't care what you think. I care- Amir points the scissors at Jake. Amir: -right? Jake: I think- Amir: I have one best friend. It feels like a little too short to me, but I'm gonna keep doing it because I respect you and know that you wouldn't knowingly hurt me. Just like I've never knowingly hurt you. Jake and Sarah pause. Amir keeps cutting. Jake: Amir...get the back. Amir: Done! Boom. THE END.
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