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Rubik's Cube

Episode ID: 324

Air date: 2010-05-20

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Scribe: u/spyman510

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Jake: Hey you are watching Jake and Amir Amir: And Jake: That's it Amir: Really? I though there was one more [Jake and Amir are at their desks] [Jake is trying to solve a Rubik's Cube] Amir: Okay just give me that cube already ok it's so frustrating watching you try to solve it. Jake: You think you could solve the Rubik's Cube? Amir: I could solve any cube: Rubik's Cube . . . [long silence] . . . etcetera Jake: So do you want the Rubik's Cube? Amir: Only if you want me to solve the Rubik's Cube that depends on whether [Jake throws the cube and hits Amir in the face] . . . OW! Jake: Sorry about that Amir: This really kills Jake: I thought you were ready Amir: Okay you threw this on purpose! Jake: Ya, you asked me for the Rubik's Cube so yes I threw it on purpose Amir: You admit it Jake: Not that I meant to hurt you Amir: Alright I'm throwing this back at your face alright. Oh, do I have a bump? Jake: I don't know Amir: Here give me your hand. Do you feel this? Do you feel this? [Amir is rubbing his own hand on his face] Jake: That's your hand Amir: Do you feel this? Jake: That's your hand Amir: Well ya I feel it ok. I'm throwing this dumb thing back at your face right now. Jake: Stop saying that! Why would that make you feel better? Amir: It wouldn't make me feel better, it would make you feel worse Jake: Why do you wanna make me feel worse? [Amir fakes throwing the cube at Jake and Jake is flinching] Amir: Oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. ya. ya. ya. ya. ya. ya. Jake: Don't. stop. don't. Amir. please don't. stop. stop it! Amir: You're scared right, now you know how I felt Jake: You weren't scared you never saw it coming Amir: Oh bull spit, I saw it coming at me, on me, or in me Jake: You're right with at me and look here [Jake slaps his forehead] that hurt my forehead alright we're even Amir: Ok, ha, we are homies again Jake: Alright, hey [Jake slaps his forehead] now you owe me one Amir: Ha ha [Slaps his forehead] ha, oh my gosh that didn't even hurt at all [Amir Throws the cube to Jake, he catches it] Amir: And no catching, I didn't catch it! [Jake examines the solved cube] Don't get puzzled. Get even.
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