INTRO Amir: You think you're so cool for watching Jake and Amir? Well you ain't! Jake: Do you want people to stop watching? Amir: No please! END INTRO Jake: Hey man you never have any food so it's a little weird when you ask me to eat with you. You also haven't blinked in a really long time, aren't your eyes dry? Amir: I moisten it with this washcloth so I don't need to blink. Jake: You're blinking behind the washcloth. Amir: Rock paper scissors for the rest of that sandwich. Jake: No. Amir: What's the matter? Afraid you'll lose the sandwich? Jake: Correct! Amir: If you're afraid you'll lose to me then we don't have to play! Jake: Hahahahaha, stand up let's do it! Jake and Amir: Rock paper scissors shoot! Amir: Ooo kemosabe! Jake: Nah dude, you took a beat that's a DQ. Amir: That's my sandwich. Jake: Best 2 out of 3, best 2 out of 3. Jake: Rock paper scissors shoot! Go to sleep, what have you got? Ooo scissors. Amir: No. Jake: That's scissors man. Amir: It's paper. Jake: No no no, your fingers are separated, this is scissors, this is scissors, this is paper! Like this, cup it almost like it's rock. Amir: I was like this. Jake: No, you weren't. You gonna be a bitch about it, you wanna be a bitch about it? You want your sandwich bitch? Here have your sandwich bitch. Amir: I can't breathe. Jake: You're a bitch. Amir: struggling to breathe Jake: You're not gonna make me feel like an asshole alright, you were cheating. I'm, I'm sorry, good lunch. Amir: struggling to breath Jake.... Jake... Jake: You know what you're doing? You're fighting the breathing and that's what's making it more painful, it's painful breathing right? Try only exhaling. Amir: struggles to breath Pat: Is Amir okay? Jake: He's fine, I apologized to him twice already. Amir: Once, you apologized once. Jake: Alright look dude if you don't stop acting like a little bitch I'm gonna tell everyone you cheated during RPS and then you're gonna look like a douche. Amir: No! Jake: Alright good, you good? Amir: Yes. Jake: You're ribs not broken? Tell me does this hurt? Jake: We good? Pound it. Stardom shot! Oh that's not your rib so you can't be pissed at me unless you're a bitch. Link