INTRO - Amir: Hey you're watching ... Jake: Where are you going? Amir: I'm taking a break, I'm gonna do the rest of them later SKETCH (Amir and Rick Fox at a computer) Amir: I'm betting on both teams Rick Fox: That works. Hey, is there a deli that would deliver twelve dozen hard boiled eggs to me right now? Amir: Twelve dozen, or like twelve eggs? Rick Fox: Ah, forget it. Amir: Well, no, I can look it up. Rick Fox: No, look, if you don't have it off the top of your head its not worth it to me. Just make the bet. Amir: Okay, sorry. Rick Fox: Don't be sorry, just get me the eggs Amir: You said forget it Rick Fox: I say allot of things, I said make the bet didn't I (Jake walks in to the office wearing a jumper with an eagle on it) Jake: Woah.. Rick Fox: Are you the egg man? Jake: Are you Rick Fox? Amir: CooCoo Cachoo Jakey are you the egg-man or not? Jake: Sorry, what is Rick Fox doing here? Rick Fox: I'll tell you what Rick Fox is not doing here. He's not enjoying 144 delicious hard boiled eggs. Amir: Give him the eggs man Jake: Yeah, I think I missed the whole egg thing... Amir: Rick Fox is my bookie, okay, so just relax Rick Fox: You know what, woah, woah, I feel we've dropped the whole egg situation, and I very much still want them Jake: Your bookie? Amir: Yeah, I pay him a small commission or 'Vig' and he helps place these sports bets and we win money, guaranteed! Jake: How gauranteed? Amir: Because even if I win or lose, he's still getting the vig Rick Fox: Oooooh Amir: Ooooooh Rick Fox: Oooooooh Amir: Ooooooooh Rick Fox: Oooooh Amir: Ooooooh Jake: Stop, how much money have you made so far? Amir: I'm down, alright, thirteen G's Rick Fox: Thirty G's Amir: Thirty G's. But either way, Rick Fox is up BIG! Rick Fox: You mean, up VIG! (Jake, Amir and Rick Fox all laugh) Rick Fox: Now give me the eggs Amir: Get him the eggs Jake: What have you bet money on Amir: Lot of stuff, man. We bet on a 2003 Laker game that Rick was sure he lost. Turns out they won. Rick Fox: Oops Amir: That lost me allot of money, that was a very nice vig for Rick. Jake: Good work Amir: Yeah, we also bet on the 2001 winter Olympics. Jake: Yeah, there wasn't an Olympics in 2001 Rick Fox: No there wasn't, even years Amir: That's what we forgot. You would've saved me alot of moola, that was a big one for Rick Rick Fox: Yeah, you mean vig one (Rick Fox and Amir laugh) Jake: Yeah, you already made that joke Rick Fox: Why you are not holding 144 delicious hard boiled eggs right now is beyond me! Jake: Really, why? Rick Fox: Do you know how I won three NBA championships with Los Angeles Lakers? Jake: Eggs? Rick Fox: What? Eggs? What are you talking about? Hard work, defense, rebounding. Eggs? Amir: Idiot Rick Fox: Why are you talking about eggs? Amir: I dunno, he's like... Rick Fox: Are you obsessed with eggs? Amir: Are you obsessed, are you a chicken bro? Rick Fox: Is that why you have that on your shirt? Amir: Is that a chicken on your shirt? Rick Fox: It's a chicken, isn't it? Jake: It's an eagle on my shirt. Okay, you're obsessed with eggs, sir Rick Fox: That's a chicken. Bet Chicken. Amir: I'm gonna bet chicken right now, we're do I go: chicken.com? Rick Fox: Yeah, give me the vig. You gotta learn how to be funny man END SKETCH POST SKETCH CLIP (Rick Fox in a separate room on the phone)