Intro: Jake: Hey you're watching Jake and Amir. Amir: No you're not! listen guys everything you know is a lie! Jake: stop it. [starts, jake alone in the office and his phone rings. On the screen it reads 'restricted' and Jake answers it] Jake:Hello? [Cuts to Amir sat cross legged on his bed on the phone.] Amir: Supper! Jake: Why does it say 'restricted' when you call? Amir: I'm at home. on my land line. Jake: you have a land line? Amir: Indeed-o. It's part of my fax. Jake: Fax? that's pretty chill. Amir: No sheesh. [sound of bottons being pressed] Amir: [calls] Leron get off the line! I'm using it! Use line two! Jake: line two? Amir: yeah one for the internet, oh crud i just realised he's going to disconnect me. Leron: Yeah i just think i cut you off AOL Jake: AOL? Amir: 300 free hours boyy. Jake: oh man that is peeop. Im going to go now seeya. Amir: wait! i called you for a reason right? Jake: Not usually. amir: I need you to bail me out of jail. Jake: You said youw ere at home Amir: yeah, well i meant to say prison. Clink, the lock up. Jake: I heard AOL in the background Amir: That was my warden. Jake: Your cousin leron picked up the phone. Amir: will you just come over? Jake: What is wrong with you? Amir: How many times do I have to ask?! Jake: That was the first time you asked. Amir: Just fax me when you leave work please [hangs up] Leron! You better remember which chat room we were in I was this close [holds up his forfinger and thumb one inch appart] to cyber kissing a girl. ~end~