Sarah: Oh, hey Amir. Uh, I heard you and Mike are really hitting it off. Amir: That's a bit of an understatement, don't you think? Sarah: Are, are you gay? Amir: What?! God, no. Why? Sarah: I mean, you know Mike's gay? Amir: OK, I'm not going to stand here and listen to you talk smack behind his back. Sarah: Amir, it's not a bad thing. Amir: Yes, Sarah, it is. Gay means bad, like if I wanted to insult your shoes and they were bad or whatever I'd be like Hey, you have gay shoes. You have gay shoes. Sarah: Amir, gay means homosexual. Amir: I know. What does that mean? Sarah: It means that Mike wants to have sex with you. Amir: So you think Mike's a woman? Trust me, he's not. Mike: Oh hey guys. Amir: Oh hey Mike. I was just leaving. Mike: Hey Amir, do you want to go to the bathroom together? Amir: Sure, meet you in the men's room. Mike: Same stall? Amir: For sure. (New scene: Jake is in California jogging on the beach when Amir's voice comes up on his iPod) Amir: Hey Jake, it's Amir, I hope you don't mind, I put this song on your iPod. It's about your name so... J is Jake and A is for apple, nothing starts with K, and E is for elephant. I just thought of something that starts with K, it's carrot, yo it's carrot! Outro (Continuing from end of episode) Amir: This next one's like a hard core rap song, so maybe turn down your iPod. Yow! Motherfu—