INTRO: JAKE: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir AMIR: Coincidence? JAKE: No... EPISODE: [JAKE is doing push ups on the ground in an office] [JAKE gets up, sits, and faces camera, interview style] JAKE: I'm pumped up, does my chest look big? MAN: Yeah JAKE: Is it big? MAN: Mhm JAKE: Alright, ready? JAKE: Hey Real World, my name is Jake Hurwitz AKA J-Witz, I love partying, I hate clubbers, punks, bitches, and drama. I'm just a twenty four year old dude from Manhattan, tryin' to make a life, by myself, and uh, whatever [AMIR in background, outside of office, rummaging through trash] AMIR: Whoa...Oh my God, popcorn y'all! Food for free, food for me. JAKE: That was a really good take,we should probably... AMIR: Oh, free bread y'all! [Pan and zoom to Amir] MAN: Is he eating out of the garbage? JAKE: Yeah AMIR: Gimme gimme more, gimme more... JAKE: That's Amir he does that a lot. AMIR: gimme more [giggles] Oh yeah, oh yeah, lower my leg, F my F F my...I love it MAN: Does he... JAKE: No, do you want to help him? [AMIR continues giggling, Streeter approaches him] STREETER: AMIR what the hell are you doing? AMIR: What the hell man, get the hell away this is MY food [Points plastic knife at him] STREETER: That's a knife! Jesus! [Runs away] [Amir continues rambling and rummaging in background] JAKE: He has a knife... MAN: How long has he been doing this? AMIR: Popcorn oatmeal sandwich JAKE: Since I met him three years ago, probably long before that. AMIR: Jake's gonna love this [Amir begins walking towards office] JAKE: He looks okay, he found some oatmeal, let's just roll, I have to, I have to do push ups again. AMIR: Uh, Jake, you want some oatmeal? I just made some, I whipped some up if you're.. JAKE: I watched you pick it out of the garbage can, you didn't make it. [Amir turns to leave, Jake returns to face the camera] JAKE: Hey Real World I'm.. AMIR: JAKE. I'll be here [Points to trash] EPISODE