RECAP Sam - previously on Jake and Amir Amir is holding his Jake puppet. Amir - Hey Jake, dinner tonight? Jake - what are you doing? Everybody here is laughing at you, not with you. Jake - you're the biggest loser in the whole office. Amir - I know. Jake - bitch. INTRO Amir - Hey... ah actually hold on a second, my shoulder hurts. Jake - You can still say the intro Amir - I SAID HOLD ON! Jake sighs. Amir sneaks into Jake's bedroom. AMIR: Jake is going to flip his shiatsu when he realises I made a puppet of myself. Isn't that right, me? AMIR PUPPET: It sure is. Amir puppet hovers over Jake's sleeping face. AMIR PUPPET: HEY BEST FRIEND-AREENO. Jake, terrified, jumps out of bed and slumps in front of the wall clutching his duvet. JAKE: OH GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T KILL ME PLEASE! AMIR PUPPET: What's wrong? JAKE: Oh god, I so don't want to die. AMIR: Hey, what's wrong? Look, it's me. Jake rambles. AMIR: It's just me, I'm not going to take anything away from you. Look, look, look - JAKE: Just put the puppet down. AMIR: Ok, look, I'm putting it down, I'm putting the puppet down. JAKE: NOT ON THE FUCKING BED! AMIR: OK! Hey! Hey! I'm putting it down, I'm putting it down. JAKE: It's just, it's puppets, I just, it's just... AMIR: You're ok, you're ok, you're ok. Jake's living room. AMIR: Hey, sorry about that. JAKE: It's fine, I just have a fear of puppets, that's all. AMIR: Oh. Ok, that's... weird... heh. JAKE: Yeah... um, look just please don't tell anyone at work. AMIR: No, I'm not. Come on, I'm not going to tell anyone at work. As long as you do me a favour. JAKE: What? Back at the office. A crowd gathers around both Jake, holding an Amir puppet, and Amir, holding a Jake puppet. JAKE PUPPET: Hey Amir, who's your bestest friend in the whole world? AMIR PUPPET (half-heartedly): You. JAKE PUPPET: What? I can't hear you unless you do the voice. AMIR PUPPET: YOU. The crowd laughs. JAKE PUPPET: Actually, this is a huge step for Jake. You see, he has a crippling fear of puppets. The crowd laughs. AMIR PUPPET: What are you doing? JAKE PUPPET: Basically, I went over the other night with these two things and he started hyperventilating and crying like a little baby. The crowd laughs. JAKE PUPPET: Hey Jake! You're the biggest loser in the whole office! Bitch! The crowd laughs, especially Josh.