Intro Jake: Hey, you're watching Jake and Ami -- are you still crying? Amir: No! Jake: Wow, you are. Amir: I'm not. Amir: A pie for the gentleman. A fresh baked pie. Jake: What? Amir: The pie you requested has been dispensed by me to -- Jake: You made me a pie? Amir: No. Jake: Is this why you weren't at work all... Go sit down, you're an idiot. You're a moron. Thanks anyways. Amir: I'm naaah Jake: You're what? Amir: (unintelligeble sounds) Jake: You still haven't used any words. Amir: I'm not an id-eee-eeeeee- Jake: Get it out, come on. Amir: -eeeee. Jake: Are you deflating? Amir: No. Jake: If you're about to cry, which it looks like you are, I'm sorry I called you an idiot, alright?. You just baked or bought me a pie for seemingly no reason and I thought it was as stupid thing to do. You don't need to tick like that, if you have to cry, just let it out. Don't hold it back. Amir: Fi-ugh. Jake: You're fine. So I can say that you're the worst laser tag player ever. Amir: Gu. Jake: And you got good grades like a nerd in high school. Amir: Fugh. Jake: Oh my god, do you see that pillar of smoke behind you? A McDonald's is burning down! Amir: Nerrr. Jake: How about this. Just say a sentence. If you're going to cry, say 'Jake, I'm not going to cry.' Amir: Hey Jake! I'm not gunna CRUHHHHHH http://www.jakeandamir.com/post/207699386/pie