PAT: Alright, Jake, you're ready? JAKE: Yeah. PAT: Okay, category is: movies. Pat starts drawing. JAKE: Okay. AMIR: Apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple! PAT: Stop! And you're not on my team! AMIR: Don't fucking talk! That's rule number one, you dumb-ass Irish piece of shit! JAKE: It's Indiana Jones. PAT: Yes, yes, it is. Congratulations. AMIR: Okay, great. My turn. Amir stands up and Pat sits down. AMIR: Question número uno: can I switch teams? JEFF: Actually I think that... JAKE: No! Too late. (to Pat) Hey, what's up? AMIR: Jeff, how about don't fuck me on this for once? JEFF: I'll try. AMIR: The category is topics, and the topic is movies. Amir starts drawing. JEFF: Okay... umm... JAKE: Just say movies. JEFF: Lion King? AMIR: (sighs) No joke... (covers mouth) sorry. No joke guesses though. JEFF: I'm just gonna wait til he draws it all. Star Wars! AMIR: Star... ?! You fucking see any star? I mean, I'm sorry I'm not supposed to say anything but... please, are you...? Jake, can you, tell him what it is. JAKE: It's Freddy Got Fingered. AMIR: Thank you! JEFF: How would you get that? AMIR: Same wavelength. JAKE: No, it's the only movie he's ever seen. AMIR: Also that. PAT: How have you not seen any other movies? AMIR: I mean, would, would Michelangelo draw anything after the Mona Lisa? JAKE: Okay, number one: Da Vinci PAINTED the Mona Lisa, number two: he painted plenty of other things after that. AMIR: Okay, number one: daddy would you like some sausage, number two: my bum is on the Swedish, number three: I keep on banging this marker against the board because Jeff is such an idiot that we have to get a new one. I'll be back (throws marker). Jake, you wanna come with me and get a new one? JAKE: No. Amir walks backwards and exits the room. AMIR: I'll be back. JEFF: Have you ever met his parents? JAKE: God, no. PAT: How are you good friends with him? JAKE: It's complicated. Where is he by the way? It's been long. Jake stands up. Jake and Pat find Amir on the hallway lying on the floor without a shirt. JAKE: Wow. PAT: Oh my God! Is he okay? JAKE: Yeah, hes sleeping. PAT: Hes drawn a picture. Pat picks up papers from the floor. JAKE: No, those are words. Jake grabs papers and starts reading. JAKE: Jake, cnae find markers, got hot, thought I'd take a snooze, wake me up pre Hercules on TNT, Amir. PAT: How did you read that? JAKE: I don't know. PAT: There's more. Jake switches page. JAKE: Jake. LOL. THE END http://www.jakeandamir.com/post/29852549/pictionary