Amir: Sorry I'm late Jake: Sorry you came Amir: Ok we're both sorry so... lets cancel each other out. relax i just had to ask you a question and it couldn't wait until i came over later to surprise you Jake: dont do that anym- Amir: alright btw its a mental test and my cousin leron gave it to me and i failed and i told him that you'd pass because you're the smartest person I know Jake: Just get to the question Amir: alright. there are ten apples in a bucket and you reach in and take one out. How many apples are left in the bucket? Jake: Nine Amir: see I said eight. It's actually seven because the apples are so tight that when you (Jake: That's so-) grab one out two fall out Jake: Alright That's so dumb Amir:I know how could I not think of that. Alright Jake: No Amir:Follow up question Jake: No I don't wanna hea-- Amir: you have (Jake: no-) you have ten cookies in a jar or a bucket (Jake: Fine...) and you take one and you grab and you take it out. How many cookies do you have left? Jake:Did any of them fall out as a result of how tightly they were packed? Amir: Yea exactly two Jake: Two. okay so it sounds like the same answer. Seven Amir: Wrong I said six. It's actually two because they're the type of cookies that look like two cookies but they're actually conjoined at the waist like the chocolate chips... I mean this is so hard how are we supposed to figure this stuff out Jake: Do you realize how stupid you sound. It's like me saying hey would you rather have a billion dollars or the nicest apartment in New York City. Amir: pauses and thinks A billion dollars Jake: Okay you know what all that money was fake now you're broke and you're homeless and you have to live under a bridge Amir: (stunned) ..No... (chokes up) Jake: you see it's stupid (Amir:No) you can't change-- Amir: God Jake: It's not a real- It didn't really happen it's a riddle and- Amir: Why am I even homeless can't I just live in the apartment I already have? Jake: No you got- You sold it. sold it for the answer to the riddle Amir: Oh it wasn't even mine to sell Jake: (laughs) It's not a real thing Amir: (under breath: shit) Jake: It didn't happen Amir: I'm calling my mom, telling her her son's a fucking retard Jake: You're not a fucking retard Amir: Not me you idiot my brother he was supposed to teach me this stuff Jake: Alright I'm gonna go (gets up) Amir: Wait! Stop! (screen goes black) I have no place to live! loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...loading...