Jake (leading Maureen around office): This is my friend, Sarah. Sarah: Hi! Maureen: Hi, Sarah, nice to meet you. Sarah: Nice to meet you. Jake: And, uh this is my desk. Amir (trying to introduce himself) Maureen: Nice. Nice view, too. Jake: And over here is just the editorial, I mean we're all... Maureen: Hi, guys. Jake: This is Jeff. Maureen: Hi Jeff, nice to meet you. Jake: And Streeter. Streeter: Hi. Maureen: Hey, Streeter. Streeter: How are you doing? Maureen: I've heard about you. Amir: (laughs) Jake: I'll show you the rest of the office. Amir: Streeter is so retarded. Jake: This is my friend, Dan. Maureen: Hi Dan. Dan: Hi. Maureen: I'm Maureen. Dan: Nice to meet you. Amir (comes out from hiding, shirtless): I'm Dan, too. Dan: Uh, what do you think... Amir: (knocks headphones off desk) Wow. Maureen (talking to Dan): I'm visiting to next week, and... Amir: Do they do this in Germany? (tries jumping a blanket, falls) Dan: (making small talk with Maureen) Amir: Oooh, fuuuuuuu. (trying to get off floor) Dan: Is Jake showing you around, or... Maureen: He's showing me around, where everyone is. Dan: It's a nice place. Amir (on floor): Little help! Jake: Well, you wanna grab lunch or something? Maureen: Sounds great. Amir: (hits head on cabinet) Huh! Ahhhhh! Fuck! Ow. (speaks in incomprehensible slurs, implying he has brain damage) Amir: Whooh! (falls to floor) Ahh.