Amir: Hey it's Amir, and your watching Jake and Amir, and... Jake: Why are you crying? Amir: I don't know. Painter: (singing) Hey my name is Drake. Do you know my buddy, Samuel? He has a razor scooter. Go Samuel! Jake: Oh, wow. Amir: Ahh, Jake get out. Jake: What do you mean get out? This is an office. Painter: Wait, no no no. When I have a paint brush in my hand this becomes a studio. Jake: No, it's an office. Amir: Jake, you can't see me like this. Jake: You can't be here like this. Painter: (With a cigarette in his mouth) Is there some law that says you cannot hang out in an office without your... Jake: What? Ben: (Spits out cigarette) Is there some law that says you can't hang out in an office with no clothes on? Jake: There probably is. Painter: I didn't hear you say the word 'yes,' so imma keep goin. Amir: Jake, I am naked! Jake: I know you're naked, we're on the same page about that. Why are you embarrased about me seeing you naked when there are all these other people around? Amir: I'm not embarrassed, ok? It's just supposed to be a surprise. Jake: You wanted to surprise me with this? Painter: I can't believe you just touched my painting. Amir: What the heck is that?! Painter: It's your masterpiece, man. Amir: No, no. You said I could pose like that for inspiration, but the actual masterpiece would be of me and Jake on a tandem bike or a skateboard. Painter: You're gonna be on a tandem bicycle, but I'm gonna warn you, it's gonna be hard drawin him on a bicycle, what with all that **** in the gears. Amir: Have mercy. Jake: Stop. Look, your plan was to give me this painting? Amir: No, my plan was to auction off the painting and split the money with you, 80-20 huh. Now I'm starting to have serious doubts. Well, not serious doubts but im starting to... Jake: You should have serious doubts about it, ok? That's a horrendous plan. Painter: You think it's a horrendous plan? Jake: Yes. Painter: You don't think he can auction off this painting? Jake: No. Painter: Well, then listen to this. (Begins to quickly speak non-sense, in an auctioneer style.) Amir: I got ten dollars. Painter: I got ten dollars from Amir. (Continues with the 'auction') Jake: You're doing it wrong. Amir: A hundred dollars. Painter: Hundred dollars from Amir. (Continues) Amir: Hundred fifty Painter: Hundred fifty sold. Amir: Two hundred Painter: We're on two dundred dollars Amir: Two fifty. Painter: To two hundred fifty. Congratulations, sir. Amir: This is insane! Jake: It is, yeah. Amir: I'm rich! Jake: No, you're not. You don't understand how auctions work. Painter: And you have some art. Jake: Neither do you. Painter: Well... Amir: I don't know what you're complaining about, ok? I'm gonna take us to dinner with the money that we made. Jake: What money? You just spent two hundred and fifty dollars. Amir: Correction. Jake: What? Amir: You just corrected me. Jake: Gotcha. Painter: Guys, there still is the matter of my payment. Amir: (gasp)!