Amir: Jake, question. Is it Jake with one 'j'? Jake: Yeah, one 'j'. Amir: That's it? Jake: There's an 'a' and a 'k'— Amir: Okay there's an 'a' and a 'k'... slow down! What order is everything in? Jake: What is wrong with you? (Julia (Julia Allison) enters and shakes Jake's hand) Julia: Hi, I'm Julia from HR. Jake: Oh hi. Nice to meet you! (Music starts playing and the screen goes pink around around the edges. Julia lets down her hair gets onto Jake's lap.) Julia: You're amazing. Jake: Second best to Amir, but thanks. Julia: I have an island off the coast of Nebraska; wanna run away with me? Jake: Cannay do that, sister. Amir's my BBF [sic] and I don't go anywhere without him. Julia: Don't you wanna rub your toes all over my breasts? Jake: Of course I do, that's the most hot normal fantasy ever, everyone knows that. (The pink border goes away, and Amir is leaning back in his seat, eyes rolled back and mouth wide open) Julia: Is he okay? Jake: Uh, yeah. He actually does that all the time. (The pink border comes back) Jake: And it's pretty much awesome! (High fives Amir) (The pink border goes away. Amir, still fantasizing, high fives the air. The pink border comes back.) Jake: Amir can do a backflip, he just won't show us cause he's too shy. Julia: Kiss me. Jake: Amir beat me at arm wrestling three times today. Julia: No he didn't. Jake: Two out of three and he used both hands, but that's legal. Julia: No it's not! Jake: Amir! (The pink border goes away) Amir: Jake! Julia: Are you okay? Amir: He doesn't want to go to that island with you, you fucking biznatch! Ricky: Amir! (Amir tilts his head back and fantasizes) Ricky: I want you to go camping with Jake in the Ice Cream Forest.