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Office Bowl (BACARDI)

Episode ID: 428

Air date: 2011-05-04

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Jake and Amir (Bacardi Project): Office Bowl via Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-4jC_P25ac) Uploaded: January 23, 2013 Note from video description: Originally uploaded somewhere around 2011. Title Card: Jake and Amir's Get Together Project Amir (voice over): Jake and Amir's Get Together Project. [Jake and Amir are seated at their desks. Amir has a baking pan with batter in it. ] Amir (lifting the batter): A brownie good sir? Jake: That's not brownies. Amir: It's batter. Jake: Exactly. Amir: Here'a hint, bake something and leave it on your desk. It's a great way to meet coworkers, okay, people will be dying to taste your tasty treats. Jake: Number one, you didn't bake anything, you made batter. And you didn't do that good of a job. Amir (spoons an egsshell out of the batter): Yeah, there are egshells in this for sure. Jake: Number two, it's not a good way to meet co-workers. Alright, you look desperate. You look needy. Amir: How's this for desperate and needy? I'm lonely and I wanna make friends. Jake: For desperate that's pretty good. Amir: Okay. So what do you suggest? Jake: I don't know. Why don't you just try talking to people? Amir: Uhh- no thank you. Jake: If you don't want to talk to people, then why make the treats to begin with? Amir: It's called eating healthy. Jake: I's not. Look if wanna make friends at work don't just sit at your desk trying to buy their affection. Get up, have conversations, and be friendly. Amir: Done. [Amir begins typing furiously.] Jake: So you're not gonna do it? Amir: Well, I wanna see how this brownie thing plays out first. Pat: Hi Amir- Amir (looking at Jake): What's up Pat, old friend? Pat: Can you throw out this batter? It's- it's really starting to smell. Amir (to camera): Okay, how do you make friends with your coworkers. I need to know, so leave a comment below. Pat: I- I don't know who you're talking to, but seriously I feel very ill. Amir: Yeah. Cut to title card - Amir: People let's get closer. Jake: Join our get together project at facebook.com/bacardi
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