Jake and Amir (Bacardi Project): Obstacle Course via Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-kGCuFm8ko) Uploaded: January 23, 2013 Note from video description: Originally uploaded somewhere around 2011. Title Card: Jake and Amir's Get Together Project Amir (voice over): Jake and Amir's Get Together Project. [Amir is seated at his desk wearing workout clothes. Jake approaches with heavy winter clothing.] Amir: I know what you're wondering. Why am I dressed like a champion? Jake: Did you walk to work today? Amir: Ooh... impressed? Jake: It's 28 degrees outside. Amir: Yeah, it was a little cold, but -uh- it's worth it. Jake: Your legs turned purple. Amir (hitting his legs): It doesn't matter. 'Cause I can't feel them. Are you ready? Jake: To take you to a hospital?- Amir: -To participate in my office obstacle course? Jake: Yeah, I don't want to do that man. Amir: Why, you're afraid you can't beat my time? Jake: No, I'm afraid I'm not gonna get any work done to- What time? Time for what? Amir: My lap time. One lap around the office hurtling over chairs to the bathroom and back. Jake: Yeah, I'm not worried about that. What was the time, by the way? Amir: One minute and eight seconds [Jake is exasperated by Amir's antics.] Jake: That's a pretty bad idea and it's a bad time. Amir: Yeah, well forget it. Jake: I could beat that time. Amir: I mean if you want I could set it up [Jake bolts and runs] Amir: -up and start... Okay [Jake runs into something offscreen.] Jake: Oww. Time out. [Amir runs over to Jake. Jake is on the floor after tripping on a chair. ] Amir: You didn't let me start my watch. Jake (defensively): Yeah it's called getting a head start. Amir: That's against the rules. Jake: It's against the rules to not tell me the rules before I start running. That's probably why I busted my shin dude. Amir: How does that have anything to do with your shin? Jake: I'm taking a minute off the final time I'm sorry. Alright you ready? Amir: No. You can't dock- Jake: Go! [Jake heads off running as Amir shakes his head. Jake runs a few feet and then turns around.] Jake: Whew. Time? Amir: That was - you didn't do any of it. You didn't hurdle over the chairs. You didn't run to the bathroom and back. Jake: Yeah, that would've taken forever. What was my time? Amir: I guess like three seconds- four seconds Jake (calculating in his head): Alright, three seconds minus the minute that I'm docking...that's like negative fifty-two seconds... a new record. Amir (shaking his head): What a weird math.. No that's not right. Jake: I don't need math, dude. Not when I'm this athletic. Give me some ice though, my shin is starting to swell right the heck up. Amir (to camera): See the workplace doesn't have to be boring. Get together, make the day fun. What are some ways you spice up the work environment? Let us know by- Jake: Look man, give me the ice. My shin is starting to turn not-a-good color. Amir: Red? Jake: Worse, green. Cut to title card Amir (voice over): People let's get closer. Jake (voice over): Join our get together project at facebook.com/bacardi