AMIR: New Year's resolutions, shoot! JAKE: No. AMIR: K, mmm, mine's for you to be nicer to me. JAKE: Not a resolution. That's not how they work. AMIR: K. I have another one. But- JAKE: What is it? AMIR: Stupid, so stupid, heh. It's for me to be more confident, or not, whatever. JAKE: How's that working out for you? AMIR: S-I should just do my original resolution, and that's it. JAKE: What's that? AMIR: To lose weight. That's pretty normal. I saw a commercial for that. JAKE: How much do you weigh? AMIR: One-twelve. JAKE: Ohh. AMIR: With shoes! JAKE: You're on the cusp of being grossly underweight. AMIR: (nods his head) What's average? ish? JAKE: I don't know, like, one sixty. AMIR: Okay. Close, but no cidah. JAKE: No what? AMIR: Close, but no sid-cider. JAKE: Spell it. AMIR: Swy D R. JAKE: You know, you never cease to impress me- (Amir smiles) JAKE: -and not in a good way, how dumb you are. AMIR: You wonder why I don't have any confidence, or whatev- JAKE: What did you say, idiot? AMIR: Nothing. (silence) AMIR: Jake. Sorry, everyone, can't find this video. Could put the youtube one but I'm sure someone can add this.