Intro: Amir: You guys know that you could be watching porn right now? Jake: We want them to watch our videos. Amir: Whatever. [Starts, Jake in new office. Sat at his desk next to a blonde woman. 'Somewhere In California' written across the screen] Girl: So, have you met my husband? Jake: Husband? No i uh.. Girl: [points at picture of Presidant Obama] Jake: Wow, he is uh, very powerful man. Girl: He is, dont' mess with me. Jake: I wouldn't. Girl: So, did you leave anyone special behind in new york? Jake: I did nay. Girl: You did 'nay' is that some kind of east coast sort of- Jake: The slang sauce creeping in. [is weird voice.] Girl: I've always wanted to go to new york. Jake: [same weird voice] It's crazy .. it's crazy in my naizay ..so. Girl: I'm uh..i'm really glad you're here. [reaches across desk] The guy before you was a total weirdo. Jake: Really? Don't get me started on office weirdos. I used to work with this guy called Amir, and he only ever ate chicken nuggets. Girl: that's not so bad. Jake: He didn't know math. Girl: like basic math? Jake: Yeah, 1+1 didn't know it. Girl: Yeah, that's pretty bad. Jake: Holidays, didn't know then. words.. Girl: Words? Jake: He thought 'lamb' was the singular of sheep. Girl: Jesus. Jake: one time he called me because he'd forgotten how to fall asleep. Girl: That guy sounds like a real idiot. Jake: Yeah.. Girl: How do people that retarded even function in the real world let alone get a real job? Jake: Well..he's not retarded.. Girl: no, he sounds like a needy idiot, i'm serious. Jake: [getting more defensive] He's not! [awkward silence as Jake gives the girl a pissed look before turning back to his work. Girl picks up toy] [in squeeky mocking voice] Girl: Jacob [normal voice] hey lets get out of here. Jake: It's only noon.. [another awkward silence] Girl: sorry [Jake picks up the toy] Jake talking through the doll: Lets do something later. Girl: Okay, yeah. Jake: Cool. Girl: [takes toy of jake] don't touch that. [later Jake on the phone] Jake: [high pitched voice] Sup? Sup? Amir? Sup? Sup? ~end~