INTRO AMIR: Hi, you're watching Guy-Who-Ditches-His-Best-Friend and Amir. (Mike, the new guy, puts flowers on his desk) AMIR: Ahhhh, so drunk. MIKE: You drunk right now? AMIR: Last night. I was so drunk. MIKE: Nice. AMIR: I had, like, so many beers. MIKE: H-how many? How many is so many? AMIR: I was like, retarded. MIKE: How many beers? AMIR: Sixty. MIKE: Sixty?! AMIR: Uh..oh, like, I don't know. MIKE: Wow! You are...awesome drinker. AMIR: Really? (short throat clear) You know, you're...you're pretty ace yourself, Mike. MIKE: Ace? Wh-what's ace? AMIR: Hahaha. Listen man, if we're gonna be gullies, you gotta be able to talk the walk, er - MIKE: Absolutely. AMIR: And, you gotta be able to freestyle like me. MIKE: You can freestyle? AMIR: (freestyling) Oh, so, yo ho, I don't know. You tell me, son. Chillin' at the movies. Watchin' lots of movies. (normal) So. MIKE: So...movies twice, then? AMIR: I mean, no, well - MIKE: No, it was ace. AMIR: You know, I think you and me are gonna best co-workers forever. MIKE: Oh, I'm sorry. I don- I don't - I don't work here. I'm just waiting for a friend. AMIR: (clearly distraught) Oh...okay. MIKE: Amir...I'm kidding. AMIR: Haha haha hahahahahahahahahaha (Amir's cell phone goes off. It's the Ace and Jocelyn theme song) MIKE: Who's that? AMIR: Uhhhhh (Amir closes his flip phone) Nobody. MIKE: That's ace, man. AMIR: Don't overdo it. MIKE: I'm sorry.