Intro: Jake: For more Jake and Amir check out facebook.com/jakeandamir. Amir: You sell out. Jake: You told me to say that. Video: Amir: Whoa, what's that? Jake: An apple walnut muffin. Amir: Don't mind if I do. [takes muffin] Jake: I mind if you do. [Amir takes bite from muffin] Amir: [speak with a mouth full of muffin from now on] Whoa, what's in this? Jake: It's an apple walnut muffin so apples, wal... Amir: [interrupting] Oh no! [choking noise], I'm allergic to apples! [choking noise] Jake: Ok if you're allergic to apples then just spit it out. Amir: [choking noise] Well I'm allergic to other stuff, what else is in this? Jake: What else are you allergic to? Amir: Walnuts! [coughs] Eggs, yeast, flour, milk, muffins. Jake: Alright, so you're listing things that are in muffins and then you also said muffins so definitely spit it out. Amir: Bees Jake: You're probably safe there but I'd still spit it out. Amir: I can't spit it out, ok! My throat's closing! Why did you give this to me? Jake: I didn't give it to you, you took it from me, knowing full well it was an apple walnut muffin. Amir: [pointing to Jake's iMac] Well that's an apple walnut computer, you don't see me eating that. Jake: Did you think my muffin was a computer? Amir: I just realised I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die because of the muffin because of you; There's gonna be blood on your hands! Jake: You're not gonna die! Amir: I'm gonna die just like that president did. Jake: What President died from a muffin? Amir: [in a normal voice] Fun fact, Millard Fillmore. Jake: Not true. Amir: [starts choking again] Jake: Spit it out! Spit it out! Amir: My throat's closing, I can't spit it out! Jake: [gets up and starts clawing the muffin out of Amir's mouth] Amir: [disgusting choking noises] [Jake finishes getting the muffin out of Amir's mouth] Amir: Have you seen the new Facebook redesign? It's really whack; it's so bad. Amir: Yeah, the way they do it is like really little, small, subtle changes so you don't notice it but I notice it. I think I'm gonna start a group that's called like, 1 million strong or 10 million strong against... well I haven't figured out the name of the group yet but it's definitely gonna be something like... [takes another bite of the muffin] [chokes] Ah!