Jake: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir— Amir: Robert De Niro! Jake: Are you trying to convince people he's here? Amir: I don't know... Amir: I can't believe we're moving in together. Jake: Do you know what this move's about? Amir: It's about.. the rest of our lives. Jake: No, we're moving offices. Amir: We're moving each other. Jake: Technically, but just offices. Amir: Oh my gosh, it's a draft of the first letter I ever wrote you. Jake: I remember that. My second day here. It was pretty creepy. Amir: Read it? Amir: Remember when Grandpa built this place? Jake: Don't force it. Amir: (simultaneously) Force it. Jake: Don't force it. Amir: Yeah... I won't force it. Jake: What up, bitch? I'm the class clown here. Amir: Yeah... Amir: Shhh... (pulls out gun) Jake: Dude, no, no— [Amir drops gun.] Guy: AHH! Jake: Oh—OH MY GOD! Jake: What are some of your favorite words? Mine might match up. Your jeans fit you insanely well, and your attitude is ridiculously cool. Amir: (simultaneously) Cool. Jake: Yeah... Amir: Whoa. I just realized something. If this office burns down, we won't have to move. Jake: That's the opposite of true. Amir: (snaps) Get the kerosene. Jake: No, it's not true— Amir: GET THE KERO— Jake: You're just like the ocean under the moon. It's the same as the emotion that I get from—Yeah, you just, like, kinda transcribed Rob Thomas for a while there. Amir: Yeah... The song was popular at the time. Jake: It wasn't... Amir: (wipes hands) I think I'm done! Packing-wise. Jake: (holds up Jake puppet) This is the only thing you have in here. Amir: ♪ It's my Jake in a box! ♫ Jake: Just don't. Amir: Oh my god, remember when we got this? Jake: Those are Sarah's scissors; she bought them yesterday. Amir: Okay, I'm gonna put 'em in my box, though. Jake: Okay, no, Sarah! Sarah— Amir: (makes noises over Jake) NARK! Amir: You know what? Let's stay. Jake: How do you think that's up to you? Amir: Okay, you know what? Let's go. (picks up box to leave) Jake: Still not up to you, but... (follows Amir) [Shot of Jake and Amir's empty desks fades to black.] THE END