[Jake, Amir, Sarah and Jeff are playing Monopoly in the office] Amir (rolls dice): Snake eyes, bitches! Jeff: It's not even your turn. Jake: And this is not snake eyes. Amir: Okay. Sarah: Did you bring your own dice? Amir: Always bring your own dice, right? Jake: Never bring your own dice, take them away. (Amir blows on the dice in Jake's hand, Jake drops the dice) Amir: Ooh! Snake eyes, bitches! [Jump cut] Amir: Alight, am I the car, or the doggy wearing the hat inside of the thimble? Jake: Which one- Which one did you insist on being in the beginning? Amir: The dog-hat-thimble. Jake: Okay. Amir: But I don't know if we switch every turn. Like, sometimes I move the iron. [Jump cut] Amir (rolls dice): Chance. Whoa! Instant win. That's a pretty chill card. Jake (takes the card from Amir): Go directly to jail. Amir: Yeah right, ha! What did I do to deserve that? Jake: Well, you're eating my hotel right now, for starters. Amir (spits out a hotel piece): So right off the bat, okay, no more jail I'm thinking. And then, that's fine. Jake: Thinking, you are in jail. You roll doubles and you're out though, so it's not a big deal. Amir (spits out the dice): Whoa! Snake eyes! [Jump cut] Amir (moving his pieces): Whoa! St. James and a hotel. I will take it. Jake: I already own it. Amir: Oh, okay. So... Jake: So, that's $950. Amir: Or, what if I give you $20 real money, and - Jake: 40. Amir (giving jake money): 40. Okay. [Jump cut] Amir (pointing at Uncle Pennybags on the board): Jake, you look like this guy. laughs... Jeff, you look like this guy. laughs... Sarah- Sarah: Stop! Amir: Okay... You look like this guy though.. So... Who thinks I look like this guy? (Sarah scoffs) [Jump cut] Amir (laying down his cards): Full house ladies! Read 'em and weep-sauce. Jake (laying down his cards): Ooh. Four of a kind, so... 20. Amir: Sheesh... What? Jake: That's $20. Amir (gives Jake $20): This game is so fun. [Jump cut] Amir: Alright, I'm gonna build a house on chance, and now me and Jake are neighbours. Jake: You can't do that. You can't- You can't own chance. Amir: That's beautiful. [Jump cut] Amir (moving his pieces): Ah sheesh, Boardwalk. Jeff: You owe me $2000. Amir (counting out bills): Okay, not a problem. 20, 40, 60- (Amir pushes the board around, throwing the pieces everywhere. Everybody else gets up and leaves) Amir: W-w-wait! Let's play Monopoly. Jeff: That was Monopoly! Amir: Was it?