INTRO MIKE: Alright, we're recording. AMIR: Alright, don't tell me what to do! JAKE: Whoa, relax. AMIR: What, you're gonna take his side? AMIR/MIKE: To matching haircut club! MIKE: Mm, man, my ex-partner never ate junk food. AMIR: Whoa. You had a partner? That's awesome! MIKE: You mean you never had a BF? AMIR: Yeah I had a BF, Jake. Well, he was more of a BBF. And then he moved to California. MIKE: Oh, San Fransisco? AMIR: Nah, California. Hey! We should be partners! MIKE: Amir, I'd really like that. AMIR: Whoa ... don't touch me here, heh! MIKE: I'm sorry, are you not out? AMIR: No I'm not out, I'm in. And so are you! We're both in. God, you're so dumb. MIKE: Sorry, I just assumed ... TICKLE FIGHT! AMIR: Ah! Stop, no! Get away from me! We already tickle fought like five times earlier today, remember? I told you it's not fun when you let me win. JAKE: So then Amir's like, "Oh sheesh y'all, 'twas a dream!" AMANDA: Uh-huh. JAKE: And then he says, "Nay, it actually happened." AMANDA: Wow, that is another crazy Amir story. JAKE: I know. Mandy, baby, honey, right here, he was obsessed with me, okay? AMANDA: Oh, I bet he talked about you all the time. JAKE: Thank you for saying that, all the time it was. Just come to work and be like "Jake Jake Jake Jake--" AMANDA: Okay, Jacob, JACOB! Who is obsessed with who here? JAKE: Oh my God ... you don't listen to me! He was obsessed with me, okay? Picture Amir in a penguin suit, I told you what he looked like. THE END JAKE: Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake-- AMANDA: Jacob ... okay ENOUGH! DON'T!