[Van crashed into pole] Narrator: Previously on Jake and Amir [Jump cut] [Jake on phone] Jake: This is beyond my control, okay? There is an accident and... [Jump cut] [Jake pushes doors of van open] [Jump cut] Jamie: There's always something. I'm done waiting. [Jump Cut] Bang Bros. Employee: You're gonna have to... [Jump Cut] Bang Bros. Employee: Talk to my boss [INTRO] Jake: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir and Jake's not gonna stay mad at me if I tickle him! Amir: Get off! Jake: Ow! [Jump Cut to clothing store] Jake: So this is Bang Bros headquarters. Sam: I feel I'm in Willy Wonka's porno factory. [Sam picks up lingerie] Amir: Everything smells sticky. [Amir sniffs lingerie] Jake: Sticky isn't a smell, put this down. [Jake pushes lingerie down] Jake: Just keep your heads down. Look apologetic. Amir: Okay, this is probably a bad time to bring this up, but I haven't eaten in 48 hours! Sam: We had a goldfish in North Carolina. Jake: Like the cracker? Sam and Amir: Uhhh... yeah! Sam: We also murdered a whole bunch of....... Hey look at this! Amir: Oh my gosh! Jake: Did you say about... murder? [jump cut] Amir: Woah! Check it out! [Amir holds up a purple shoe with polka dots] Jake: Ah! You know where we spent this? (Not sure) It's purple and purple Amir: Purple and purple, what do you think dude? Jake: Well, plaid with polka dots, so that's a no. Also, you're an asshole. Amir: Yeah that's true. Well, let's put it in the maybe pile. [Amir shoe into big pile] Jake: You gonna pick them up? Amir: Maybe. [throws another shoe in the pile] [Jump Cut to Andy's Office] Andy: Take a seat. [The three sit down] Jake: In your own chair, right? Amir: Well, he didn't specify, so.... Andy: You crashed my van, now I'm gonna crash yours. Jake: Um, we don't have a van. Andy: Wow. Wasn't ready for that. Well I'm missing a Bang Bros episode so you guys are gonna have to shoot something. Amir: Done. What are your thoughts on astronaut accountants? [Jake covers Amir's mouth] Amir: [muffled] From outer space! Jake: No, no. We're not really comfortable filming anything with you guys, so... Andy: Look, you don't have to do anything uncomfortable, just fill this form out. [Hands them forms] Amir: Fill out the forms. Just fill out the forms! Jake: We're looking at the forms. Amir: I am anal about some stuff... I'll put yes. Jake: No. No. No. Sam: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. [They hand forms in] Andy: Wow, yes across the board. That's a first time. You even added a box. What's yeastiality? Sam: Yeastiality... I will have sex with a cake. [Jump Cut] Jake: Alright, here's the plan. I think we can slip out of here at some point. Sam: Definitely. [Pulls shirt off] Jake: Why are you taking off your clothes? Sam: I assume we're gonna sneak back in at some point! Amir: So.... [Cut to girl walking in room] Jake: Jamie! Jamie: Jake? Jake: What are you doing here? I thought you had an audition! Jamie [sheepishly]: I got the part... [To be continued]