Opening Sequence Amir: Welcome to Miami, bin bin ahh! So. Jake: It's close. Amir: Thank you. Episode (Sam and Amir are driving. Both are asleep. They get woken up by a car honk.) Amir: Ahh! Ugh, come on! Ugh, focus! Sam: So what's the plan? We get to Maimi? We find Jake, you and he become best friends, we all get matching tattoos? Amir: Woah woah woah, what do you mean you and he become best friends? We already are. Sam: Alright! For the tattoos I'm thinking Jake and Amir Foreva. Amir: No, Sam. Sam: No Sam. Amir: No, I want it to say No, Sam. Sam: It would be an honor. (Jake is in Miami, leaving a message for Jamie!) Jake: Hey! Uh, Jamie. It's Jake. Uh look, I'm down in Miami for work, um... down here like on a job— Passerby: Yeah, a blowjob. Jake: No—sorry that wasn't me. Though I wouldn't turn one down. No, I—well, I mean, I wouldn't turn one down, but I would only accept it if you really wanted to, and we were both, like, getting along, and I would return the favor many times over. Okay, um, I'm sorry, this is getting really long. I should just go. There's not an option to re-record, is there. (Tries something on his phone, but it apparently doesn't work) No, there's not. Okay. So yeah, uh, Jake, in Miami, give me a call back, bye. (Hangs up, and calls again) Hey, uh, Jamie look. Jake again. For the first time. Uh, someone crazy stole my phone. Uh, so yeah. But I am in Miami though, so just... (Back with Amir and Sam) Amir: We're out of gas! What the heck, it says E! Sam: Yeah, E stands for not enough gas, idiot! Amir: So what's F? Sam: Fine, for now, gaswise. The tank is fine. Amir: Dang it! Ugh, god, this sucks! Sam: I guess we could hitchhike. Amir: What, are you crazy? We're gonna get murdered. Sam: No no no, it's the hitchhikers that do the murdering. Sam and Amir: (Jubilantly) We're gonna murder people!